Name: Ann Cochran
Known aliases: The Tooth, Little Annie Cock Ring (because no one can get off with her around), The Egg Woman, The Walrus
Catch Phrase: Coo Coo Ca Choo
Department: Ministry of Reptilian Affairs, White Trash Division
Title(s): Manager of Reptilian Development, Shop Steward of Obese Fourth Dimension Reptile Immigrants Union, Local 717

Mission(s): To infiltrate the blood lines of those in the White Trash community, seeking out those with high reptilian DNA concentrations, bringing parasites from the fourth dimension to the new found hosts, organizing them in a central location for the purpose of forced labor so that the Earth will be prepared for mass reptilian invasion.

Known characteristics: "Little Annie Cock Ring," aka The Tooth, is known for her prominent central incisor, which the resistance believes to be a vestigial egg tooth. The Tooth is said to use the tusk-like incisor vampirically to probe the DNA of unsuspecting white trash to test for reptilian DNA. If she finds high enough concentrations, she then contacts reptilian representatives stationed in the fourth dimension, who send parasites to the potential host human. She is also known to be semi-retarded.

Intelligence briefing notes: Ann is thought to have infected the following individuals at the DE TPKE Mobil: Pam Taylor, Don "Gummy Joe" Moore, Todd "Beefcake" McClure, Mike "Stinky" Wilsey. Ann is considered to be a psychological warfare specialist who can disable any man's penis for years on end by tricking him into mentally picturing her committing a sexual act, and so should be avoided as she constantly spews out the details of her "personal" life, which is now more of a public life, or zoo exhibit. Attached to the Notorious D.A.R.R.E.L.L., also known as "Biggie," she is thought to be part of the Eastern Seaboard Association for the Protection of Child Molesters, a sub-division of NAMBLA, and in association with fourth dimensional lizards. Also, she keeps pet ferrets which she breeds and uses for snacks by piercing their necks with her proboscis or egg tooth, and drinking the blood. All agents of the resistance are warned to avoid her at all costs, as she has been known to charge even when unprovoked. Also, she stamps out fires whenever she sees them.