Name: Mike Wilsey
Known aliases: Stinky
Department: Joy Division
Title: Butt Boy to Donald "Gummy Joe" Moore
Mission(s): To please the gummy one at all costs, and work snow days.
Known characteristics: It is thought that Mike, formerly a resistance agent, has been hypnotized by Pam's moribund, lisping chants, and is now a servant and gay lover to Donald "Gummy Joe" Moore. While once a valued agent, his questionable behavior of late has led the resistance to surmise that he has switched sides, and is firmly within the grasp of Gummy Joe.
Intelligence briefing notes: While Mike makes occasional showings at the message board of The Zero Recusancy ((c) 2003 Jared: this means you!), and provides somewhat limited intelligence to the resistance, it is possible that he caused a security breach at TZR thereby endangering us all. He should be treated with caution, though has proven himself trustworthy with certain information.
