Name: Todd McClure
Known aliases: Beefcake, the Cuckolder
Catch Phrase(s): Fuck you!
Department: Ministry of Reptilian Affairs, White Trash Division, Gathering
Title: Servant, sex-slave to The Tooth, double agent/shill
Mission(s): To keep Ann satisfied sexually, and to infiltrate the circle of resistors located at the realm of the tooth and report any untoward activities to upper management, ensuring the downfall of the resistance.
Known characteristics: Todd is an excellent liar, managing to keep a straight face when visiting his friend Darrell even though he is fucking Darrell's woman, The Tooth. Also, he is known to pretend to side with the resistance, while actually taking money for his reconnaissance work. Todd also has a hot temper, and is known to kick things and scream when he doesn't get his way, and often goes off in this manner for no reason at all.
Intelligence briefing notes: Todd is to be considered extremely dangerous, as his temper flares for no reason whatsoever, and, if provoked, will attack any creature known to man. Also, anything said in his presence will be communicated posthaste to The Tooth, who then transmits it (via Gummy's antennae system) to the fourth dimension where it is kept in an intelligence file which will be used to weed out resistors "when the shit comes down."
