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The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants

Name: Donald "Gummy Joe" Moore
Known aliases: King of the Highway Dept.
Department: Gathering.
Title: Sanitary specialist, data gatherer/interpreter, saboteur.

Mission(s): Securing garage perimeter against the onslaught of human urination known to cause infection in reptilian species, ensuring smooth operation of booth function, "plus selling," blocking resistance operations.

Known characteristics: A master of deception, Gummy has been known to fool the wiliest foes with masterfully spun tales of intrigue in the Realm of the Tooth. Also, the gummy one has been known to intercept messages on his police ban radio, and block operations of the resistance by way of story telling, general meddling, and interference of customer-resistor relations.

Intelligence briefing notes: Special Agent Moore has been highly educated by the highway department's special defense team from which he was ousted for espionage. A graduate of the Deldot Secret Operations Task force training program, Gummy has unparalleled knowledge of the highway and its intricate inner workings. From monitoring phone lines the PbLF's Recon Team has produced vast volumes of the gummy one's messages to the Tooth and her cabal of cold blooded parasites. However, they were so cleverly encoded that crack teams of specialists have determined that the messages contain roughly one fact per six-hundred and fifty-nine pages. They have summarized Don "Gummy Joe" Moore's knowledge base thus: "He seems to grasp that on the northbound side, cars travel north, and south on the southbound side. He kind of knows how to work the register, and it would appear that he's figured out how to work the pumps." The gummy one also claims to have knowledge of architectural structure, which leads us to believe that he may be using the steel frame of the garage as an antenna to transmit messages to the fourth dimension via Police Ban frequencies.

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