Where’s the Buckalew Bonzai? Pictured above with Tan's colorful spaceship travel pass buttoned to his field jacket, Jared has gone missing. No sightings, no foul smell of clove cigarette smoke on the wind. All email and phone contacts are dead. Mike Wilsey reports ufo activity at the old Realm of the Tooth is at all time lows. I’m worried about Jared's disappearance and its possibilities for mankind.

Decanus