Self-loathing, brooding, shame and anger. These are the emotions thickening the air like stale crackers added to a salty microwavable soup at the BlueZer0 home office. Kevin Federline now has his own search engine on the web. Having no fear of going toe to toe with Google, Britney’s cuckold has leap frogged past Bluezer0 and hopped right into the internet’s biggest circus tent. “That should be us, we should be a contender,” barks BZ’s webmaster in a voice that echoes through the office’s indoor shooting range along with the booms of large caliber rounds going off. “If only the Shadow was funnier or, better yet, caught on Youtube in some perverted sado sex scandal, we would have big time press coverage and we would be making Google kinda’ loot!” He continues, "God, we’re less popular than Gay-fed! Hey man, pass me another beer!"