The Fat Kid reporting

By popular demand, Bluezer0 will take a hiatus from covering weighty news like the conflicts in east Africa and Baghdad. With a resounding “Dude, chill,” our readers have indicated that their interest lies elsewhere. So, we have set about gathering entertainment news relevant to our particular journalistic style.

To wit; before The Shadow’s foray into the Middle East, MTV camera crews shot some test reels of The Shadow’s home for an upcoming episode of Cribs. Once the network realized that only four people know who or what The Shadow is, they scrapped the idea, and tossed the film. A source in California has provided me with still shots from those reels. So, Bluezer0 will soon present our own written version of MTV’s Cribs, which will be called Hizzles, Which is Similar to but Legally Distinct from Cribs. Check for updates on this and other thrilling stories here at Bluezer0.com or .net or whatever we are!