Does the state of world lizardry have you feeling gloomy? Can’t afford quality mental health care? Well, if you own a Macintosh you’re in luck. Free psychotherapy, yes free! Just logon to your OS X: In terminal, type emacs and then press return. Press esc, then x, and now type the word doctor, press return. At the prompt type a brief description of your troubles and then press return twice. Lean back on that couch and keep replying. The session is free!

-Decanus