It has come to the attention of the BlueZer0 staff that the whereabouts and health of the Shadow as reported in earlier posts may be misleading. We now suspect much of the explanation put forth detailing the cause and treatment for PTSD and carpal tunnel syndrome was and is a cover story. A ruse not unlike those put forth by American White House Administrations.
Recently, the Shadow (long known to insiders for enjoying his beer) provided to BZ’s payroll section a hand written, scribbled note detailing his demands to be paid in wine of exact vineyard and vintage. In part, he claimed this change necessary to help better his health and new lifestyle choices. It is not unusual to expect a patient to be encouraged to ignore his thirst for beer during a lengthy recovery at Xanwood. We believe it unlikely the Shadow was encouraged by the staff to indulge in another type of alcoholic beverage.
Although it is too early in our newly launched investigation into this Shadowy intrigue to come to any conclusions, we have found this interesting tidbit of new information to be considered along with the payroll change demands mentioned above: An exclusive health clinic is located on the campus of the Xanwood Minimum Security Mental Hospital in Nuclear Springs, New Jersey.
Known to the swanky set as the “Elizabeth Taylor Clubhouse," it is rumored to be a boot camp styled fat farm used by many chubby celebrities to tone up before an expected encounter with the flashing cameras of the paparazzi at movie premiers, high profile weddings and court hearings.
We believe there is much more to this latest chapter of the Shadow’s personal saga and we are confident that it has little to do with PTSD or carpal tunnel syndrome. The investigation is now full on and we will expose the truth!