After months of labor free landscaping and farm work on the grounds of his estate, Jared does the most basic of suburbanite deeds, he mows his lawn. However, he does so only after reading in Skunk magazine that although he can smoke crab grass, dandelions and ragweed he will not get high on them. Therefore, realizing the futility of waiting until harvest season for useless smoke while enduring the angry taunts and jeers of his neighbors and possible legal action taken by the swanky housing association, of which he is a member, he relents to their pressure, conforms to suburban traditions and on this hottest day of the year mows over the buzzless crop.
-Decanus
Comments (2)
Wifely, as I recall, there were no hoots or howls from Jared as his servant boy was mowing the grand lawns that would hint of new crop circles or landing site burns being discovered.
Posted by Decanus | May 28, 2007 5:06 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 17:06
What a sell out. He totally caved and conformed to white trash soccer mom standards.
Did he find anything of interest once he cut down his forest of crap grass?
Posted by Wifely | May 28, 2007 3:30 PM
Posted on May 28, 2007 15:30