The Shadow reporting. . .
NEWARK -- For those pathetic saps who don’t already know, The Shadow has been admitted into the super secret Al.D (doctorate in alien studies) program at a prestigious Midwestern university. In order to effect this change The Shadow has been forced to give up the palace known as Shadow Cave and find new digs.
As I, Shadow Humperdink, Esquire, will be moving to Columbus, Ohio by the end of the summer I have launched and executed an exploratory excursion to scout out the area. Check for updates from the road!
Comments (5)
truck driving school? driving down the interstate in your kenworth pulling off into truck stops looking for lot lizards isn’t really seti research.
Posted by Big Gunny Wayne | June 29, 2007 1:25 AM
Posted on June 29, 2007 01:25
Whoohoo! BZ's 100th article post! Let's pull this big rig over, grab some lot lizards and party!!!!
Posted by BJ and the Bear | June 29, 2007 5:53 AM
Posted on June 29, 2007 05:53
"As I, Shadow Humperdink, Esquire,"
Shit man, now I understand why he dresses so flash and wears all of that cologne. Engelbert's his daddy!
Posted by Pimples Malone | June 29, 2007 6:08 AM
Posted on June 29, 2007 06:08
Wow! Columbus is a partyin’ college town. Now that I have all this free time, how ‘bout I catch a flight and we can hit the clubs? Does Consuela have a sister?
Posted by Pat the Bat | June 29, 2007 1:17 PM
Posted on June 29, 2007 13:17
Sorry, Pat, I won't be seen in public with anyone who hits less than .205. Unless you're paying. . .
Posted by The Shadow | June 29, 2007 6:08 PM
Posted on June 29, 2007 18:08