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Devil Eyed Killer Bunnies Attack Joggers at Waterford Estates!

Recent rumors have been whispered about the Waterford community of horrific assaults on early morning and late evening joggers near Loch Waterford. The facts about these attacks have been held tight lipped by most members of the local housing association (WEA). It is assumed they have done so to protect property values from negative publicity that may be caused by the attacks.

Hidden from the outside world by tall mounds of old tires, poison ivy, and thorny undergrowth beneath a canopy of swamp maples, the loch has escaped modern exploration until the recent jogging path was constructed along the western shore line. Even today, the exposure of the loch to human activity is kept to a minimum due to the snooty polices of exclusion by the WEA.

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Loch Waterford is a near pristine ice age melt water aquifer fed lake located in a remote section of a suburban wilderness area adjacent to the Waterford Estates which includes the Buckalew Palace. The wilderness is owned and maintained by the WEA. The area includes an exclusive jogging trail for use by association members along a part of the shore line of the Loch.

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Part time cryptozoologist and full time Time Walker, Jared Buckalew is a leading member of WEA and he also specializes in researching and exposing conspiracies to silence truth. Upon learning of the attacks he set out to get the facts. “I believe it’s a long lost subspecies of the saber tooth bunny, dude!”

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“Dude, I read on rense.com they’re a relic of the post ice age mega fauna era of North America,” explains Mr. Buckalew as he sets camera traps along the trail where the attacks are believed to have taken place. “They should be,” he continues, “furry and white in winter changing into a brown during the warmer months. Dude, according to my many books on native american culture, they were everywhere back then and the first europeans called them devil eyed bunnies ‘cause of the red glowing eyes. You know, like werewolves.”

Twenty fours hours later, the camera traps are recovered:

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Comments (3)

Decanus:

Coming soon! Jared leads a crypto-zoological safari to capture the elusive Lemurian Tiger Louse!

jared:

your a fuckin dick!

Jeff the Fat Kid:

Excellent job. And the pic of Jared is hysterical.

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