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The Fat Kid reporting. . .

COLUMBUS -- As the many millions of BZ readers around the world know, The Shadow has packed up and moved to Ohio, of all places, to go to school. The course events followed, however, was not orderly.

A BZ Staff Article. . .

NEWARK -- Over the past several years Delaware has been the seat of BlueZer0, and it’s predecessor The Zero Recusancy, for strategic reasons. It was the long-time Earth location of The Realm of the Tooth, and home to our most important source of news, insider of the doom-sayer community and inveterate altered consciousness spokesperson, Jared Buckalew.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

COLUMBUS -- Just a day after BlueZer0 reported that The Shadow had been ousted from the [Censored] State University, and had, like a disgruntled Aristotle, opened his own school, L’École des Beaux-Lézards I spoke with that very same Shadow on the neutral ground of O’Ryan’s Pub.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

COLUMBUS -- Inside the famed Triad Lounge, where members of Columbus high society meet to get trashed and tossed out (and later to throw up out the car window on the way home), the release party for The Shadow’s first book Bright Clouds, Dark Shadows has commenced.

Columbus’s most famous night spot, the Triad Lounge, where Britney Spears held her much-storied bukkake-themed birthday party.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

COLUMBUS - Midnight has come and gone here in Columbus, as has the official release of The Shadow's eBook.

Available exclusively here at BlueZer0.net, Bright Clouds, Dark Shadows.

A Decanus-Fat Kid Joint. . .

COLUMBUS -- As BlueZer0 staff and crew were settling into their spacious hobo camp-adjacent digs, several workers uncovered what turned out to be a Biaviian antigravity device on loan to the Buckalew estate.