The Fat Kid reporting. . .
CHÅTEAU CLINTONVILLE -- Just two days after L’École Des Beaux Lézards proprietor and BZ confidant The Shadow was caught sneaking around the grounds of the government installation now known as Area 4041, and prophesied that the government and their salesaliens would take some kind of action, I captured the following very real and disturbing video of an alien craft right outside the window of the BZ offices.
The craft continued its wayward and seemingly impossible course through the parking lot before my digicam went dead. However, with a traditional-film camera I was able to capture this image of the craft orienting itself horizontally, and then taking off, leaving trails of light behind it.
At this distance we cannot tell, but the alien craft may or may not have been equipped with a strap for securing large items.
What data the craft gathered is unknown. What we can say is that the potential for full-scale invasion or assault is greater than previously believed. After reading The Shadow’s report, BZ owner/CEO Decanus made some unsettling discoveries. Using satellite photos, The D was able to identify features on the grounds of Area 4041 that do not bode well for BZ and those attempting to resist the government-sponsored fatness discussed in The Shadow’s eBook. Hidden on the grounds are several visual communications devices -- more commonly known as “crop circles” -- as well as several landing sites for alien craft.
This satellite image of Area 4041 shows elaborate crop circles burned right into the forest floor behind building 4041.
As illustrated by Decanus, these features are geometrically aligned with the two Chåteaux occupied by BZ, indicating that the craft have landed recently, and as a direct result of BZ activity at the Clintonville office. It appears that, in the words of Jared, 2008 is when the shit comes down.
Looks like The Fat Kid’s going to have to hook up U-Haul style again.
No one knows what will happen this coming year. We will let you know as soon as we do, assuming The Shadow doesn’t retreat once again into the insular academic world of L’École Des Beaux Lézards as soon as the quarter starts.
