The Fat Kid reporting. . .
Clintonville -- Just a day ago The Shadow held a seance here at Chåteau Clintonville to find out the nature of the haunting in Båtiment 4040. After the late night seance, The Shadow and the sultry and very-quiet-when-necessary (trust me) Consuela availed themselves of the opportunity to sleep indoors (as opposed to in their barn-school), choosing not to leave until afternoon, which is as early as they are accustomed to waking.
The Shadow commented to me that his Shadow sense was tingling early in the afternoon, that is, somewhere around two PM, and then, on walking outside, he looked to the sky and saw that he had apparently tripped an alarm in the nearby deadly Sycamores, and the government took immediate action.
Due to the temperature, a rain storm would not be sufficient, for the mind-altering chemicals they release, when frozen, are not quite so effective. So, bombers were scrambled from two directions and met on a perpendicular axis forming a giant X in the sky, thus spreading their mind-altering chem-trail chemicals as far and wide as possible, hoping to affect the shifty and elusive Shadow.
The Shadow recorded this video of the chem-trails, and sent it to me via email, saying that he would have to keep on the down low for a while.
BZ staff, located in the building opposite, put towels around the window moldings, their budget being just short of the cost of bolts of plastic sheeting and duct tape, and hoped for the best. So far, they seem to be somewhat alive.
Beware the bombers, Clintonvillians!!
Since The Shadow’s departure, other stranger objects have been sighted in the skies over Columbus. Are they looking for The Shadow, or do they have a more sinister agenda? Details forthcoming.
Comments (1)
Clintonvillians? Or Clintonvillains? How about Clintonvilleins? I nominated the latter. Anyone?
Posted by Oracle of Clorox's New Friend | December 24, 2007 4:23 AM
Posted on December 24, 2007 04:23