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Here it is, recovered from the grease trap of internet plumbing, the last post to the long defunct website of The Zero Recusancy.

-Decanus

After receiving many angry phone calls from the Buckalew Public Relations Office, the BlueZer0 staff felt it necessary to revisit their choice for Favorite Post of the Year 2007. Once gathered to discuss the growing controversy surrounding the article, there was much laughter, mocking and beer spilling induced by Mr. Buckalew’s argument against the Steffie’s Ass selection. Mainly, that argument being he was baked and horny when writing about “that gorgeous rump” of which he wished, “I could still hump." However, by time the beer ran out the BZ staff understood the importance of the PR office’s point, "Mr. Buckalew has found 'another great ass with which to play' and she doesn’t need to read his poetic masterpiece."

Thursday, Jan 17, 2007- The phone rings here at the BlueZer0 office. On the other end is a man claiming to be a former employee at Area 4041. He introduces himself as Rob Bazar.

The Fat Kid reporting. . . .

It has come to the attention of BlueZer0 staff that our report on Jared's having been ousted from the family estate was incorrect. Therefore we submit this retraction until we receive concrete evidence to the contrary.