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Area 4041 and Chemical Trailing COTA Buses

Thursday, Jan 17, 2007- The phone rings here at the BlueZer0 office. On the other end is a man claiming to be a former employee at Area 4041. He introduces himself as Rob Bazar.

Who is this man and what is his background? We asked and this is our summery of his answers: Bazar claims to have degrees in Biology and Pharmacological Science and currently is a graduate fellow at L’École Des Beaux Lézards. After graduating with both BS degrees in 2004, Bazar was recruited by the CDC’s National Office of Public Health Genomics where he was quickly recognized for excellence by his superiors. By his second year at NOPHG his work was noticed and he was promptly recruited by a classified government contractor working at Area 4041 in the Clintonville section of Columbus, Ohio. And there, on the 3rd floor of Building 4041 in a lab facing park side, Bazar joined what he referred to as "the dark side.” Only now, several months after being dismissed by his secretive employer is he ready to speak about his job at Area 4041.

Here is a copy of the transcript of the Area 4041 Q and A portion of the phone call:

BZ: So what were you doing there on the third floor?

RB: Well, my job, was... well... the responsibility of my lab section was to develop a cocktail of synthetic human pheromones and, as we called them, behavioral agents that would stimulate a controlled blend of human emotions. You see, our technique would, I mean, does make visual advertisements more effective and um... promotes rampant consumerism. This cocktail was specifically designed for mixing into bus fuels, such as diesel and biodiesel, to be exhausted from bus engines. These agents, once released into the air at street level by public transportation vehicles so close to potential consumers, would be very effective. More than, I would say, traditional aircraft chemtrails.

BZ: Wow, how far along did you get before they gave you the boot?

RB: Oh, the data clearly was showing it was working when I left. We were coming to the end of the COTA trial phase and the results were very impressive and our supervisors were very happy.

BZ: COTA! Holy shit! You were testing it here in Columbus? Your chembuses were here?

RB: Well, yeah. At first we wanted to keep things close to the vest so to speak. But, by now, um... I would expect they’re well into phase two. You see, active testing on a national scale is the next logical step. And that’s not all. I’m sure some of the other Building 4041 labs were working on other cocktails for steering human social dynamics.

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A COTA bus and road level advertisements at an intersection in Clintonville

BZ: Just who is behind this chembus shit?

RB: Well... I really don’t know. Um...

BZ: You mean you’re afraid to say. You’re in enough trouble already?

RB: Yeah, but... You see, the whole thing was compartmentalized, so I have too little information to point fingers. I can only assume that some of the backers of my lab's mind control program are also business leaders associated with the firms marketing the use of road level advertising.

BZ: We have to find out more about this chembus operation. Are you in contact with any of your former coworkers?

RB: No.

BZ: Why were you fired?

RB: Well, you see... there still may be some legal issues so I... well... I don’t want to go there right now. Look, um... Professor Shadow is about to start class. I’ll call you again if I’m ready to disclose more.

The phone interview ended at this point.

-Decanus

Comments (1)

Poruchik Kizhe:

where truth comes to die? maybe. but, if not COTA buses it's underway somewhere!

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