The Third (and final) Fictional Reporter reporting. . .
Clintonville -- After many weeks of tense waiting, and working a menial job just to stay afloat at his luxurious Chateau, The Fat Kid finally received his Alienese decoder pin, which cost him many, many box tops. Plus a 41¢ stamp.
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The Fat Kid reporting. . .
Clintonville -- Since discovering the errors in The Shadow’s translation of the Alienese letter, a lot has been going on at the Chateau. After taking time off from my job cleaning out the mouse traps at Subway, and trying to get the Biaviians to call me back, my first step was to try to find The Shadow.
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The Fat Kid reporting. . .
Clintonville -- Amidst the toil and trouble of re-starting the search for Decanus, beginning with nothing but the knowledge that he had been sold to “other aliens,” and that outer space is freaking infinite, I received an email from the man himself!
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No longer able to quietly sit back and let Riley Martin’s Biaviianism receive all the big headlines, David Icke makes his biggest attempt for attention since he last wore only turquoise and announced: "I am a channel for the Christ spirit. The title was given to me very recently by the Godhead." In the process of this latest attempt, proves to many that he reads BlueZer0.net.
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