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During recent interview, Apollo 14 astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell claims aliens do exist and NASA knows it! Click here to read more and listen to interview.

Yes, that's Saculus Von Doom aka Rich Fuester, former guitarist of the defunct Alazith, working Altar of Dagon's drums for maximum doomage to a Sabbath classic. It is rumored the above video was a response to a practice session video by the band Satan's Afterbirth.

-Decanus, BZ's Planet Biaveh Bureau Chief

Chateau Clintonville -- The gossip here at the offices of BZ regarding the Fat Kid's whereabouts has become ridiculously fantastic and frightening. In light of the recent abduction of Decanus and the involvement of the since disappeared Shadow in that abduction, who can blame the BZ staff for thinking fantastically, if not of the worst. But, to keep things level headed and journalistic I will share only the facts as they are known.

A Decanus-Fat Kid Joint. . .

As recent headlines shout out stories of aliens and NASA astronauts like carnival barkers trying to sell tickets to see the fat bearded lady, BlueZer0.net's investigative team goes behind the tents and into the compound of carnival workers' trailers in search of real stories, as told by real engineers, of aliens and their technology exchange with the Military Industrial Complex.

A Decanus-Fat Kid Joint. . .

A SECRET LOCATION -- Following our theme of investigative interviews, BZ tracked down a former US Navy engineer to try to recover information about the development of the military's secret stealth project. He agreed to an interview, but demanded that we shield his identity.