A Decanus-Fat Kid Joint. . .
As recent headlines shout out stories of aliens and NASA astronauts like carnival barkers trying to sell tickets to see the fat bearded lady, BlueZer0.net's investigative team goes behind the tents and into the compound of carnival workers' trailers in search of real stories, as told by real engineers, of aliens and their technology exchange with the Military Industrial Complex.
BlueZer0's first interview is with a long cultivated source known as KiwiGirl. An expatriate and ex-NASA scientist turned English mum and currently BlueZer0's mole (she prefers hedgehog) in the British Ministry.
BZ: NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell of the Apollo 14 mission has recently claimed aliens do exist. It has been reported he said that governments, the military, and NASA have been in contact with the aliens for decades. Did NASA force you to sign a non-disclosure agreement forbidding you to publicly speak about your work with aliens?
KG: I do not recall signing any non-disclosure forms nor would I be at liberty to discuss them, if in fact, they were signed.
BZ: Did the aliens have anything to do with your leaving NASA? I mean, you're so sexy and fine and stuff, and it's believed the aliens have this kinky thing for shagging with great apes and their descendants? Did you make mad loot in some lawsuit against NASA and the gray gropers?
KG: Cheekie wanker! Do you still stroke it to my yearbook picture?
BZ: Let's try to stick to the interview, please. Why haven't you mentioned anything about aliens running around the NASA offices before?
KG: When may I expect the fat check for this interview in the post?
BZ: Check?
KG: I have to run now. Snogs!
Comments (2)
I'm STILL stroking it to your yearbook picture, KG. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
Posted by tommy toggle | August 3, 2008 3:24 PM
Posted on August 3, 2008 15:24
That's cheque, sunshine.
xoxo
Posted by kiwigirl | July 31, 2008 1:49 PM
Posted on July 31, 2008 13:49