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Clintonville -- The Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device “unintentionally” pilfered from a Bear, Delaware trailer in the summer of 2007, has long been a source of mystery for BZ staffers. Though it clearly had functions other than, you know, moving things, most of the monosyllabic cretins BZ could afford to hire had no better advice on how to investigate them than, “Dude, press that button, and see what it does.” Deeming the pressing of strange buttons on alien devices ill-advised, BZ staffers of a slightly higher caliber (i.e. volunteers who are in this for the truth, rather than $3 wine), decided it should be left it alone. Until this week.
It sounds like Stephen Hawking, so it must know something!
On Tuesday, volunteers finally said, “Fuck it,” and just pushed the damned button. The result? A reading from the Book of Jarob, from The Bible II: Another One Bites the Dust.
Having figured out how to generate readings from the device, the remaining BZ staff has decided to create and post a new reading every week. Well, not exactly every week. More like every other week. Or, you know, just whenever we get around to it.
With no further delay, Readings from the Book of Jarob, by The Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device:
Comments (1)
Total Crap!
Posted by Leonard Pinth-Garnell | September 14, 2008 8:06 AM
Posted on September 14, 2008 08:06