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The Shadow reporting. . .

Upper Arlington -- Amidst all the trouble with aliens and the government conspiring to keep us fat, we seem to have lost track of the fact that the focus of this website is me, The Shadow. Other than the very last article, the last twelve or more consecutive articles on the site have been written by either The Fat Kid or the Third Fictional Reporter. In order to lighten the mood, and refocus directly on ME, I have decided to talk about my latest move from the facilities of L’École Des Beaux Lézards to my new purposefully low-tech facilities in scenic Upper Arlington. In order to accomplish this in grand style, I will leach off the popularity of our most popular article ever, HIZZLES.

Area 4041 -- The scene specifically chosen for use of the stone circle located in front of Building 4041. The chilly nighttime autumn air along with the stone and brick was thought to be a good spot for an audio recording. The dark and the shadows considered to be perfect for capturing the correct mood for the visual portion of the future posting. But noone at BZ considered the event worthy of a live audience, that is, until the little gray bastards crashed this latest recording of The Biaviian Device Speaks!

Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

Part One

Coming soon in Episode 3 of The Biaviian Device Speaks!, the second installment of Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

-Pimples Malone

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Upper Arlington -- Not all of us are fortunate enough to be able to live off the land, or directly on the land, or an abutment, like The Shadow. Some of us go days at a time without ever touching the dirt, or mud, or the poop floating down the Olentangy, and it makes us yearn for a simpler time, when a man could raise and harvest his own crop, and keep his family fed for the winter. And as a fat person, having food nearby is especially important to me.

Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

Part Two

Coming soon, Episode 4 of The Biaviian Device Speaks!, the third and final installment of Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.

-Pimples Malone

The Third Fictional Reporter reporting. . .

Upper Arlington -- After many long years of waiting, and complaining -- so many years that the product line changed names from iBook to MacBook -- The Fat Kid finally sprung for the new Mac that has to last him another six+ years. It cost him his future, and the greater part of his wife’s future, but it was worth it to be the envy of former PbLFers for the few months that it’ll be state-of-the-art.

Here it is, the last of this long ass mini-series: Readings from The Lessor Babylonian Book of Importantness, by the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device. So, give it a listen/view and finally be done with it!

-Pimples Malone