A Holiday Message

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Jolly Endtimes from the abducted, lazy, and winter depressed staff members of BlueZer0.net

Posted by BZ Staff on December 25, 2008 7:51 AM | All stories are works of satire and parody | Permalink

Comments (4)

Father Eugene:

Holy mother of Jesus! The CDF is in town! Sorry boys, but you're on your own!

Posted by Father Eugene | December 25, 2008 2:51 PM

Posted on December 25, 2008 14:51

Promotor of Justice of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith:

It is the proper duty of the Holy Office to maintain and defend the integrity of the faith and to examine and proscribe errors and false doctrines and safeguard the true doctrine of the faith. Let there be no doubt, the CDF is actively determining the facts of the heretical activities of BlueZero.net. Including the blasphemous article posted by Mr. Shadow on Christmas Day 2007.

Posted by Promotor of Justice of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith | December 25, 2008 2:20 PM

Posted on December 25, 2008 14:20

A reasonable person:

Yeah, anything other than Jesus loves America-style propaganda is hate speech, because white, Christian, American men between the ages of 18 and 55 are soooooooo oppressed. It's a pity. We should all cry for them, and for the outgoing martyr-president, whose legacy will live forever.

Posted by A reasonable person | December 25, 2008 1:59 PM

Posted on December 25, 2008 13:59

Big Gunny Wayne:

this holiday message is a lot better than last year's offensive bit of wine induced hate speech!

Posted by Big Gunny Wayne | December 25, 2008 1:03 PM

Posted on December 25, 2008 13:03

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