The Third Fictional Reporter reporting. . .
Clintonville – The chateau has been quiet since the death of C’Ville’s erstwhile master of the hoedown, Gary Doe. However, in recent weeks, BZ staffers seem to have come out of hibernation like snakes in the spring. To wit; almost three weeks ago, Pimples Malone was seen getting drunk in the back parking lot, where he encountered the ominous and elusive Shadow, who drank like half his beer and didn’t even offer him any money for it or anything.
The entrance to the famed back parking lot, where The Third Fictional Reporter staked out BZ headquarters to try to eavesdrop on the BZ staff meeting, but mostly just saw guys driving their hookers home, and high school kids smoking weed.
Since then there have been whispers about what is really going on, and what they might have discussed in that meeting. Some say they were discussing the winter apocalypse that failed, or the long-awaited return of Decanus. Others claim they were discussing the strange monument that’s being unearthed and reconstructed in Upper Arlington. This reporter was not able to determine that for certain. I only know this: things are heating up again in Columbus. There is in fact a strange new/old monument in Upper Arlington, and it does fall in perfect alignment with the Mexican chateau, and the stone circle The Fat Kid reported on last fall, which are aligned with both the Mexican Pyramid at Chichen Itza, and the great pyramids of Egypt.
The strange monument being unearthed and reconstructed by a team of state-sponsored archaeologists in Upper Arlington.
What will happen next, no one knows. However, history shows that the summer is always a great time for conspiracies to blossom – and for BZ to uncover them.
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