Upper Arlington -- A spotted hybrid chick from Venus was seen waving a bag full of bean burritos at men outside a local Walmart late Monday night. Pumping the bag in the air outside her driver side window as she sat in her vehicle, she was heard to say, "Hey! Hey, you want these? You know you do!" and, "Come on, come here, it's Taco Bell!"
One by one the targeted male prey approached her ride, but all became suspicious of her blue spots, didn't get too close, refused her offer of a bean burrito and thus avoided being completely insnared by her ploy until she was recognized as a dangerous spotted hybrid and chased off.
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Seen here with a Palm Pre in her right hand the spotted hybrid chick was confronted by a regular BlueZer0.net reader that was able to identify her as venutian and take this picture before she sped away from the parking lot.
At this time, only speculation can be made about the true purpose behind her activity Monday night. Based on the photographic evidence, it is assumed she was attempting to push sell Palm Pre devices and Sprint services.
One Sprint store official, speaking on condition of anonymity because he wasn't authorized to talk to the media, confirmed that venutian babes have been hired to help with the development of the Pre/human interface and post launch marketing, "Since the whole bankruptcy and Decanus abduction fiasco, they've been really hard up for cash and have been doing consulting, promoting and other work for us."
Here's some of what The Shadow had to say about these creatures in his eBook Bright Clouds, Dark Shadows: Spotted hybrid chicks from Venus are the galaxy’s foremost manufacturers of tree-ready, primate-compliant mind control computers, and they just happen to be not only in our solar system, but one bright, shiny planet over [...] Spotted chicks from Venus are really perverted [...] And how do they hide this activity? Good question. They hide themselves in plain sight.
