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The Shadow reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – South of Turtles Be Chillin’ Here Island, the sites we find along the river start to take on a different character than those of the Upper Kingdom. The Upper Kingdom is very much like Clintonville, the neighborhood that is now on the river’s edge in that area, in that it is very boring. Its main site, the Clintonville Steppe, has mainly to do with shipping and commerce, while the Lane Avenue complex is a suburban offshoot that was mainly a housing area for workers. This is the stuff of large-scale civilization, but in a boring way – it concerns the business of running an empire: logistics, transportation, and distribution. The southern area, though, is quite strange.

The Clintonville Steppe, according to The Shadow, is boring.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – One of our frequent comment posters here at BZ lists her URL as blip.fm/anothercraze. Out of curiosity, I went to find out what the hell blip.fm was, and it turns out that it’s this radio site where you essentially set up a play list of your favorite songs so that other people can hear them. Sort of. It’s more like Twitter, only what you say is about what you’re listening to, and the people who follow your feed can listen to those songs, too, with no downloading or other cumbersome internet irritants.

The Shadow reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – In an effort to understand the alien connection to the Olentangeans, I have attempted to map out the details of life in ancient Olentangea. To that end, I have closely examined many of the artifacts left behind by that ancient people, and have attempted to deduce from those objects what life was like on those now-sunken islands. And a strange picture it is.

This ancient tennis ball was found by The Shadow on the muddy island of Enano. It appears that the ancient Olentangeans played a game similar to tennis. Other evidence indicates that they were aficionados of all the effeminate sports.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – Several days ago, retired welter-weight boxer Arturo Gatti, who smashed the hell out of people during his career, was found dead at a Brazilian resort, or hotel, or a property that he was renting near a resort-type place (the reporting on this detail changed several times as the case developed, and I’m still not certain which is actually true). Normally, as you know, I write obituaries for people that I like, like Harry the K, Kurt Vonnegut, and David Foster Wallace, or people who, to whatever degree, figure in with BlueZer0, like Gary Doe. Unfortunately, even though I’m still unemployed, I’ve had quite a lot going on, so I didn’t have time to post on the day he actually died. And there wasn’t really that much to report on the day he died, anyway. However, now that I have made time to do this, and now that there is actually something to report, I have to acknowledge the situation with big-time puncher, Arturo “Thunder” Gatti.

Arturo “Thunder” Gatti bled up a storm and smashed dudes in the face for a long time, and now, sad to say, he’s dead.

The Shadow reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – I’ve been studying the ancient ruins of Olentangea for so long that I almost lost track of our real subject here at BlueZer0, which is the alien presence on/around earth, and particularly here in Upper Arlington, and central Ohio. As many of you may remember, the occasion of the study of ancient Olentangea was a saucer sighting around the new/old Upper Arlington monument.

The new/old Upper Arlington monument, as it appeared in early June, 2009.

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – Here in the Fat Cave, things have been pretty calm recently due to The Shadow’s having taken the helm with his reports on Olentangea and the new/old Upper Arlington monument. However, early this morning, toward the very end of Coast to Coast AM (with George Noory), I received the following email:

Sup, man?

–Decanus

The original style space bus ticket was phased out in the summer of 2008.

The Shadow reporting. . .

Upper Arlington – After my most recent article, I started checking around with my sources, but no one seemed to be able to tell me very much. Though many people had seen the saucers around the new/old Upper Arlington monument, none of them could say with any degree of certainty why they were there. However, those were just my Ohio sources which, as we know, are a bunch of insane, cokehead hillbillies. So, delving deep into my hard drive, I looked around for some real sources that might be able to tell me something useful about the situation.

An old BlueZer0 contact that proved useful. Good thing we archive everything.

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