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Since the mapping and exploration of Olentangea came to a stop due to budgetary constraints and alien surveillance, I have decided it’s time to refocus on the monument itself, in order to try to decipher its purpose. The first thing to note is that the new/old Upper Arlington monument has undergone many changes in the time since we last photographed it. Luckily, I have had certain moles of mine taking periodic photographs of it, so we are able to offer you a set of pics showing the building process. Considering the above photo the first in the series, it proceeds in this fashion:

Due to bad planning, the mole did not record the dates of each change. However, we know that the first picture was taken no later than 06/07/09, and the most recent pic was taken no later than, well, today. Also due to bad planning, that one pic isn’t taken from the same angle as the rest. But still, though, it shows a series of rapid changes to the structure that has seemingly sinister significance.

After looking at these pics a while, I started to notice that in addition to connecting the three towers of the monument, the construction plan proceeds to cover them up as well, and being who/what I am, it immediately occurred to me that where something is being covered up, something is also being hidden. I mean, I know they mean the same thing, but I’m saying, like. . . Nevermind.

The point here is that I was spurred on to look more closely at the pictures, and try to find out why they would want to cover these majestic stone towers that they went to such lengths to reconstruct. I blew up the photographs, and found that the texture of the towers themselves was strangely familiar, so I went to work thinking about where I might have seen that texture before. It was really quite by chance that I opened my file of photographs, and out fell a BZ artist’s reconstruction of what the strange, Olentangean blocks might have looked like when they were stacked up the way they would have been in ancient times, and they were exactly the same. It seems that the archaeologists from Biaveh State are using miniatures of the original Olentangean blocks to recreate an ancient structure!!!

A BZ artist’s recreation of what the Olentangean blocks must have looked like when they were stacked up.

A close-up of the south tower of the new/old Upper Arlington monument, showing the same texture and creases as those in the artist’s reconstruction above, though they are much smaller in size.

The significance of this struck me immediately – if the new/old Upper Arlington monument was now being constructed with miniatures of the original blocks, what would its dimensions be if it were constructed of original-sized blocks? Quick calculations revealed that the three towers would each be 293.2 meters tall – precisely twice the height of the Great Pyramid of Giza!!!! The towers being reconstructed, then, were not being constructed at their original size, but scaled down several magnitudes from the impossibly huge originals!!!

How could such a Lilliputian people possibly have built such Brobdingnagian structures? What meaning could be contained within its architecture? What is the purpose of the new/old Upper Arlington monument? As the archaeologists on the site were uncooperative the last time BZ spoke with them, I couldn’t just ask them outright, but The Shadow will be on the case, day and night, trying to solve this mystery of central Ohioan mysteries!!

Check back for updates!!!!!