Can you spot a human host of a shape shifting lizard from the fourth dimension? Are your skills for identifying the tattooed freak next to you in the checkout line as an alien implanted drone as sharp as they need to be? Find out by playing Spot The Gray!!!

Will you see 'em coming before a Gray shows up at your door with an ass probe?
Check out the guy in the picture below and look him over closely.

So, is this another graffiti punk too happy with his big find in the paint section of his local Walmart?
Or, is he... You tell us!

Comments (3)
It seems the dozens of BZ readers are too busy playing with their cats or furry pet rodents or looking at porn or watching Judge Judy to take part in this little quiz. Well, don't blame BZ if you find yourself surprised in the middle of the night by some dude with a big ol' box of Cap'n Crunch under his arm leading a party of ass probing grays to your door!
Posted by Pimples Malone | July 31, 2009 8:26 AM
Posted on July 31, 2009 08:26
I'm guessing gray. First, he's smiling in a way that indicates that he can't be well acquainted with his central nervous system – a sure sign of gray infestation, also known as gray-ism. Secondly, no human with even mediocre judgment would elect to be photographed like that.
Posted by The Fat Kid | July 31, 2009 11:25 PM
Posted on July 31, 2009 23:25
I'm going to guess gray as well. I mean, he's several decades behind insofar as clothing, and his jerk-ass smile indicates that he isn't even smart enough to be wearing those clothes ironically like an idiot hipster. So, definitely gray.
Posted by The Shadow | July 31, 2009 11:33 PM
Posted on July 31, 2009 23:33