Once again, I find disappointment. Once again, I find no satisfaction. Once again, I find another BlueZer0.net article explaining nothing through the lens of BZ's unsavory and silliness loaded ideologies. For starters, BZ's writers believe that they can impress me by using freight train word phrases like "paranormal/supernatural/extraterrestrial/archaeological." Also, BlueZer0 attempts and fails to mesmerize by using words and phrases so vague or subject to interpretation or words that are simply made up and have no true meaning at all. Sure, the common internetist's position might be that BZ's alien conspiracy stories would be entertaining anyway, if they weren't so poorly conceived. But when I say that I maintain that the portrayal of fribbles in our culture is partially responsible for BlueZer0's postings, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that BZ's mistakes are always someone else's fault. This is a common fallacy held by the worst types of splenetic, passive-aggressive barrators. As it stands, on the issue of being beneficial to our daily lives, BlueZer0 fails again and again.

My next point will be so cogent that even BZ's fans will be able to understand it. Specifically, we are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, dry and have a few dollars to spend we don't care what BlueZer0 does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why we'll know soon enough just how subversive these kinds of heresiarchs can be. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to cast a gimlet eye on BZ's subliminal psywar campaign promoting the seven capital sins. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that I find much to disagree with in BZ's bons mots. That much is crystal clear. But did you know that in the genesis of BlueZer0's works, apolaustic begat ghastly, which begat lousy, which begat ignorance? That's why I'm telling you that if BlueZer0 got its way, it'd be able to pamper unruly nutters. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that.


BlueZer0 wouldn't be able to sharpen inter-group tensions if it were working on a level playing field. Hence and therefore, as our society continues to unravel, more and more people will be grasping for straws, grasping for something to hold onto, grasping for something that promises to give them the sense of security and certainty that they so desperately need. These are the classes of people BlueZer0 preys upon by offering over-the-top doom-n-gloom as a means for escapism. BZ's idea of untoward satiric mocking is not part of any healthy political or religious belief system. It is a moronic and godless gospel of entropy and destruction, and the unloosing of a stubborn epidemic of infectious sloth. BZ and its conspirators are, in every literal sense, a lame-brained and cartoonish cult that lulls its readers into a droning giggle and then prompts them to scrap any notion of hope. This letter has gone on far too long in my opinion and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that my aim is to lead BlueZer0's readers out of a dream world of beer swilling foolery and back to a productive reality.