After two false starts with the BZ Staff’s favorite feature, Spot the Gray, we’ve decided that we just don’t care whether people like it or not, because it makes us snicker. So, without further ado, we bring you Spot the Gray 3. Our subject this week is a familiar face from the dark Delaware days, our pal and non compos mentis conspiracy insider, Jared. We chose Jared because the innuendo in part deux of the Interview with the Alien was pretty heavy handed, giving the impression that Jared is in fact one of these parasitic grays, or at least is the host for the particular gray that lives in Jared’s tool shed. So, we decided that it was important to submit photos of the man himself to scrutiny, and determine once and for all whether the he was man, or gray. Keeping in mind the guidelines given to The Shadow, we submit to you, the BZ audience (and staff), the following several pictures. Gray, or not gray?
Internet moles have recently provided us with this close-up of the J man. Can you see the gray in there?
This, of course, is everyone’s favorite artistic pic of Jared, entitled, A-hyuk.
This is Jared’s famous self portrait, which is known in the art community as the gay Jesus pic.
