After the colossal, somewhat confusing failure of our latest interactive feature, Spot the Gray, we weren’t sure whether to continue with it or not. However, after snapping a pic or two of another unsavory character, we feel that in the interest of the general public, we should continue this educational and potentially awesome feature. Our next potential gray was seen wandering through Upper Arlington late this afternoon in pajama pants, with super-long hair and prominent bald spot, drinking Mountain Dew and walking his Rottweiler. This seems to match the description of gray alien infiltrators who are parasitically inhabiting human bodies, according to The Shadow's gray alien source.
This altogether out-of-focus pic shows the subject adjusting the collar of the massive dog. Is he training it for fights with a prong collar? Does he use it to keep neighbors from knocking on the door when he’s blasting AC/DC? Or does he use it to guard the metallic disc in his garage?
So, the challenge is to spot disguised grays when they are right in front of us. What do you say about this one? A yokel, or a gray? Give us your vote (by posting below)!
Comments (4)
I'm voting yokel on this one. Earth dogs react badly to extraterrestrials (though as I noted in my last article they aren't necessarily EXTRAterrestrial), and there are no visible tattoos.
Posted by The Shadow | August 4, 2009 5:36 PM
Posted on August 4, 2009 17:36
I'm still voting gray. Even Devin Townsend knows that bald/long hair thing is just ridiculous. The difference is that Devin uses that to his advantage.
Posted by The Fat kid | August 4, 2009 5:39 PM
Posted on August 4, 2009 17:39
The lack of tattoos has me leaning yokel. If there was a smell component to Spot The Gray this one might be easier to identify. Remember clove cigarette stink is another indicator.
Posted by Pimples Malone | August 4, 2009 8:34 PM
Posted on August 4, 2009 20:34
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Posted by Homer Simpson | August 6, 2009 10:44 PM
Posted on August 6, 2009 22:44