The Shadow reporting. . .
Upper Arlington – While the rest of you dipshits were watching for a new report on Decanus’s presidential run, I was out doing the real reporting. Not relying on other people’s work, but actually gathering information, and being out in the field. Really super late at night. Walking through my girlfriend’s neighborhood. Which also happens to be my weed dealer’s neighborhood. But that’s also the field. And I wasn’t holding, so there’s nothing you can do about it. And anyway, nobody saw me, or nobody that’ll talk, so go to hell. Cop.
This video shows what The Shadow claims was a massive cruciform UFO, flying over the Upper Arlington neighborhood of Columbus, Ohio.
Anyway, as I was walking along, totally doing nothing wrong – and I’ll deny it if you say I did – I happened to look up and saw a giant cruciform UFO headed west. By the time I got my video camera set up, the plane had started slowly to bank south, but the result is the same – strange lights in the skies over Upper Arlington. The sighting was less than half a mile from the new/old Upper Arlington monument.
Having been witness to many such astonishing events before, I, as usual, knew what to do, and have already formulated a surveillance schedule to try to see whether there is a detectable pattern of sightings or appearances. So, that’s why I’ll be around my girlfriend and weed dealer’s neighborhood late at night off and on for the rest of the Fall – I’m looking for UFOs. And nothing else. Certainly not any sticky icky icky, because that stuff’s bad.
Fall being a season of intense labor for certain sasquatchoid fat persons such as myself, the surveillance may be somewhat spotty and off-schedule at first, however; I will get a handle on the situation and report back ASAP.
Check back for updates!!!!
Also, go Phils!
Comments (1)
Good thing we can still hear those stealthy intruders at night.
Posted by Pimples Malone | October 22, 2009 4:17 PM
Posted on October 22, 2009 16:17