Clintonville -- Big Gunny Wayne gets tough with Decanus Picto and BZ in a new email. The last time his hate letter was so special we had to post it and now it seems we are expected to again. So here's the latest. . .
To Whom It Should Concern,
For too long I've kept my silence after Decanus Picto announced he wanted to destroy our nation with his run for our highest political office. I offer this letter as a kind of medicine, an elixir if you will, to remedy the potions of lies that induce mindless drone sleep found permeating the shenanigans of Decanus and his hired hacks at BlueZer0.net.
Within the deleterious milieu of wowserism exists the opportunity for Decanus to enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth. But even if we disregard that and examine only his irrational apologues, this seems to me to be enough to show that every time he tries, Decanus gets increasingly brazen in his attempts to control what we believe. Decanus and his speech writing plagiarists do not want to rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary "victimhood" in our future because they are conniving, dastardly, hypersensitive, and prurient (though, granted, they're all of the aforementioned) but rather because they are also sophomoric louts!
In the end, this pack of charlatans mock our morality solely to shift attention away from their many vices. Creating this Vote Picto '12 campaign of mockery of the values we hold dear is the straw that breaks the camel's back. What you the awakened and concerned reader should do now is join in condemnation of this website of rudeness, ranker and heresy. Use every medium available to you. Use the Internet. Use your telephone. Use radio and newspapers. And whatever you do, never be afraid to speak out against the evil that is Decanus Picto and BlueZer0.net.
In harm's way,
Big Gunny Wayne
