« Decanus Picto and the Biaviians not Touring with Space-Pop Duo, Broken Bells! | Main | Decanus Tour Turns Political »

Third Avenue Saucer Crash Investigation Continues!!!!!

The Shadow reporting. . .

wright-patt.jpg
Ominous hangars at Wright-Patterson AFB, where The Shadow has tracked the saucer.

DAYTON – Dayton’s Wright-Patterson Air Force Base has a long history filled with military and ufological secrets. There are even rumors that there is an underground base beneath the visible surface-level base. However, many in the ufological community believe that Wright-Patterson’s days as a major center of UFO and experimental technology are more or less over. After investigators revealed that the wreckage of the famous Roswell saucer was transported there, the base was so frequently beset by investigators that it would have been foolish to continue running any but the most mundane operations at Wright-Patterson – it would have been like testing a secret craft in front of a camera crew. But sixty-three years have passed since the Roswell incident, and things have quieted down quite a bit. Other than a small crowd of investigators that cropped up after the appearance of some black triangles in central Ohio a couple years ago, the base has been more or less quiet. Maybe even quiet enough to make Wright-Patterson officials think it was safe to start up the old programs again.

DownedSaucer.jpg
The Third Avenue Saucer, in its watery, temporary grave, from which the shadow government (not to be confused with The Shadow) recovered it.

Those of you stable enough to remember things that happened a full year ago will remember that Ohio had its own saucer incident, which investigators have since dubbed the Third Avenue Saucer Crash. And those of you who actually have ten- or eleven-month AA chips might hazily recall how my investigation of that event ended – in disappointment. Shadow Government agents beat me to it, and recovered the craft – and at that time I had no idea where they had taken it. However, persistence pays off in time. Using my super-secret contacts in the Ohio Underground, following the scent of even the most incredible leads, and taking the ramblings of the most incoherent witnesses at face value, I managed to locate the craft. I have tracked it to the (in)famous Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Dayton, Ohio.

I am presently analyzing the data I have gathered, and will update soon with full details, plus pictures.

TrackBack

TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://www.bluezer0.net/cgi-bin/mt/mtb.cgi/214

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)

About

This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on July 6, 2010 7:50 PM.

The previous post in this blog was Decanus Picto and the Biaviians not Touring with Space-Pop Duo, Broken Bells!.

The next post in this blog is Decanus Tour Turns Political.

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

Creative Commons License
This weblog is licensed under a Creative Commons License.
Powered by Movable Type 3.34
Hosted by LivingDot