The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Gdansk, Poland – Blabbermouth.net reports that Behemoth frontman Adam “Nergal” Darski really does have leukemia. Readers may remember that on August 8th, BZ reported, based solely on message board posts, that Nergal may have leukemia. At that time all that was known was that Nergal had been taken to the Hematology Department at Gdansk Medical University Hospital, which is where you would go if you were in Poland and had leukemia. For once the douche bags on the message boards turned out to be right. And fuck them for it. Fuck them. According to Blabbemouth’s report, Nergal’s leukemia is advanced, and he is in dire need of a bone marrow transplant.

Blabbermouth.net also reports that, Nergal’s “fiancée, 26-year-old Polish pop singer Doda (real name: Dorota Rabczewska), has reportedly already donated her bone marrow but her tissue type is not believed to be a close enough match.” Just so you know, this is what his girlfriend looks like:

Holy shit, right?

Anyway, we at BZ are extremely unhappy to hear about this, and really wish that the douche bags on the message boards would just continue being wrong. Let’s hope that Adam lives to write many more records, and to have a good life in general.

Fun facts about Nergal and Doda: Nergal has the Polish equivalent of a master’s degree in history, and is qualified to work as a museum curator. Doda has an IQ of 156, is a member of Mensa, and once spit on a man on live TV because he dared to make fun of her. She is also facing two years in prison for breaking Polish blasphemy laws.