Clintonville - Two days ago a large envelope arrived here at the BlueZer0.net offices and the whole staff took notice. A weird vibe or presence was felt by all as the mail arrived on that day and all eyes were focused on the letter. But there was no return address, so for staff safety we allowed Trouble the office cat to play with the envelope after covering it with catnip. With no sounds of ticking or smells of smoke or sulfur following repeated kitty strong pounces and tumbles, we decided it was safe to open. Inside we found, what is later proven to be, a Margaret James, yet to be publicly seen, drawing of the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device.
The Two Wheeled Love Machine , as we call it, is a Crayola™ drawing created by the loving hand of Margaret James.
To be sure of the authenticity of the MJ drawing, we turned to The Fat Kid. He listens to a lot of death/speed/black/doom metal and those bands have really cool and “artsy” album covers. So he's sort of an expert on art. The summary statement from his report on the drawing's bona fides makes it clear:
Any art chick that enters an online relationship based on little more than a Facebook profile of an alien technology enhanced two wheeled hand truck and love machine is more than likely to use Crayons™ when drawing pictures!
Also, after reviewing the comment and message history of the BAGD Facebook profile, we learned that relationship between the BAGD and Margaret James was short but very passionate. A passion that can be seen in her colorful strokes and wiggles in the drawing. Although the name of our benefactor isn't declared on the envelope, the most reasonable explaination for the arrival of this masterpiece following so soon after the BAGD's suicide is that although MJ has picked up the pieces of her broken heart after her breakup with the BAGD and settled for a distant second best, Thomas Bell, she feels the pain of the death of the BAGD.
-Pimples Malone
