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D’arcy Wretzky Jailed Due to Horse-Related Incident (calm down, farm boys. . .)

The Fat Kid reporting. . .

Michigan – Former Decanus Picto and the Biaviians laptop D’arcy Wretzky (also a former member of The Smashing Pumpkins), is currently in jail because of an incident involving horses.

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Wretzky’s mug shot shows the effects of botched plastic surgery. Poor girl.

Apparently, several horses that belonged to her ran into town after escaping their enclosure, and Ms. Wretzky was ticketed for this. She refused to pay the ticket, and then missed four straight court dates, so a warrant was issued for her arrest. She was put in jail February 8th, and is scheduled to be released on Valentines day.

Wretzky has had issues recently due to the break-up of the Biaviians, and is said to resent being replaced by Melissa Auf der Maur when Picto formed The New Biaviians. According to inside sources, after hearing about Auf der Maur, she rushed to have plastic surgery to help start her acting career, but it didn’t go well. She has subsequently been jailed numerous times on drug and alcohol-related charges.

D’arcy is only the latest member of the original Biaviians to fall on hard times following the group’s break-up. The Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device, former hand truck in the Biaviians, committed suicide in August of 2010. Former Biaviians speakers Huginn and Munnin have not worked since leaving the group, and are currently on the floor of a closet in Norway, with their cord wrapped around them and secured with a twist tie.

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