The Fat Kid reporting. . .
Upper Arlington – Last night, The Shadow actually showed up to do the first part of the interview about his disappearance in July of 2010, as per our negotiated agreement. I guess he’s pretty desperate to stay out of the clink after what happened to him last time he was on the inside. After getting over my shock and alarm, I set up recording equipment, brought out some beer, and we went to work. In the interest of saving time, rather than having BZ wage slaves transcribe the interview, I elected to simply upload the (audio-only) interview as one of those weak-ass YouTube videos where there are just pictures and stuff, and audio to go with it. This has proven to be a poor strategy as it has actually taken much more time than anticipated, but. . . whatever. It’s done now.
Part 1.1
This picture isn’t really relevant to this interview, it’s just me, flashing our new logo at you, like BAM!!!!! We’s professional now. We got a logo and everything.
Part 1.2
What you are about to hear (or have just heard, or have just started hearing or whatever) are just two parts of a much longer interview that took place last night. Due to ridiculous upload times at YouTube only these two segments will be posted today. However, I will update the site two more times this week so that the whole of part one of the interview will be available ASAP.
Both voices are perfectly natural, and have not been altered at all to disguise our identities. We really sound like this. Don’t make fun.
Check back for updates!!!!!
