Clintonville - As The Fat Kid continues his convalescence behind the bolted door of his chateau suite, many of you loyal readers should be familiar as to why he cannot contribute to BlueZer0.net at this time. And, many of you do know that The Shadow has been filling in the last few weeks. What all of you don't know is it seems our favorite skunk ape isn't submitting an article this week and is avoiding our calls. However, we at BZ believe we know why he is laying low. So it's now up to me, Pimples Malone, BZ's webmaster and photographer, to share with you that understanding of why in this week's posting.

There are those of us associated with BlueZer0.net, Decanus and I for example, that despise The Shadow. He has burned most of us in the past. When I say burned I mean he has set us up for some really nasty shit including an abduction by aliens and the drinking of poisoned wine. There's one thing you can always count on when it comes to that furry bastard and his involvement in your project, he's working a scam or a con to take full advantage of your hard work. This time, with his filling in at BZ by leading the investigation into the Haunting of the Chateau Clintonville he has proved himself to be the same old dirty ape. With Decanus away with his Black Squirrels craziness and The Fat Kid drinking his way through sleepless nights the sasquatch we all hate had free use of the BZ offices. Now he is gone and so is our priceless Margaret James drawing.

The Two Wheeled Love Machine , as we call it, is a Crayola™ drawing created by the loving hand of Margaret James.

So stay tuned. The Fat Kid and Decanus will surely return to their former greatness and right this terrible wrong done against BZ and art lovers everywhere!

-Pimples Malone