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2012.11.24: The Humperdinks Goes Live!!!!!
2012.11.22: The Humperdinks: Enter the Sasquatch
2012.09.22: The Fat Kid (also) Flees!!!! Rumors Spread!!!
2012.09.02: Picto Flees; BZ Offices Vacated!!
2012.09.01: Coming This Fall: The Humperdinks Web Series
2012.08.19: The Clintonville Ghost
2012.07.15: An Open Letter To The Good People Of Twitter.com
2012.03.25: Shadu Reunited (and it feels. . . OK)! Legal Status Update Pending
2012.03.18: Big Gunny Wayne Hates On The Fat Kid
2012.03.11: The Haunting Continues (with streaming video!!!)
2012.03.04: Decanus Returns – FROM THE DEAD!!! Claims Responsibility for the New North Korea
2012.02.26: Picto Lives!!! But WHERE?
2012.02.19: Decanus Alive? Elvis-style Rumors Spread Through Ohio
2012.02.12: Email From Longtime BZ Reader Chris J!
2012.02.05: The Shadow Will Not Face Charges!
2012.01.29: Damn, Dude, Decanus Died!
2012.01.22: The Shadow Escapes from Franklin County Jail!
2012.01.15: Decanus Picto’s Sophomore Album Release Date Announced!!!!!!
2012.01.08: An Open Letter from Danu, the Goddess of Big-Ass Rocks (So LISTEN UP!!!!)
2012.01.01: HAPPY DOOM YEAR!!!
2011.12.25: I'm Stuck in Franklin County Correctional Center, and Time Keeps Dragging On. . .
2011.12.11: The Curse of the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device?
2011.12.05: A Shadowy Five Finger Discount?
2011.11.27: Revenge of the Biaviian Anti-Gravity Device!!!!
2011.11.20: Thus Spake the Nightspirit – To The Shadow!!!!
2011.11.13: The Haunting of Chateau Clintonville (featuring guest reporter, The Shadow)
2011.11.05: BZ Productions’ Goatwhore Remix
2011.10.29: BlueZer0.net Launches BZ Productions!
2011.10.22: Shadu: A Love Story
2011.10.16: Picto Conducts Necromantic Séance at Cornhenge; Resurrects Spirit of the BAGD!
2011.10.09: The Shadow Re-Relocates to Old Earth’s Famous Whetstone Park; Decanus Responds
2011.10.01: Decanus Talks Shadu, Quetzalcoatl, the End ov Days, and the Order ov the Black Squirrel!
2011.09.25: The Profane Order of the Black Squirrel Exposed!!!!!!
2011.09.17: A Dear Decanus Letter From Danu
2011.09.11: Danu and The Shadow Spotted Together in Whetstone Park; Picto Pouts
2011.09.03: Danu Relents; The World Will Not End. . . Yet
2011.09.01: BZ House Band Contest Winner Announced (sort of. . .)
2011.08.28: The Shadow’s Personal Ad
2011.08.21: Decanus Announces Conditional End of World Date, Seeks Help with Goats
2011.08.14: The Shadow Responds to Threats From Government Agencies
2011.08.07: Shadow Humperdink, Esq., Vintner
2011.07.31: The First Church of Danu of Latter Day Pagans Opens!
2011.07.23: Letters from Triangulum
2011.07.17: The Divine Revelations of Danu
2011.07.10: The Shadow Announces Departure From (Old) Earth, but Promises to Write!
2011.07.02: Decanus Founds The First Church of Danu of Latter Day Pagans!
2011.06.26: Upper Arlington Saucer Sightings Explained!
2011.06.23: UFO Destroys Terrible Restaurant! Is The Shadow Dead?
2011.06.19: Saucer Sighted in Upper Arlington! Is it The Shadow’s?
2011.06.16: BZ House Band Contest Begins
2011.06.12: The Shadow Succeeds?
2011.06.05: Rumors Regarding [former?] POTUS Candidate Decanus Picto
2011.05.29: The Shadow’s Site Goes Online; The Shadow Switches Strategies
2011.05.22: Apocalypse. . . Later? BZ Camp Divided On Saturday’s Events
2011.05.15: The Mechanics of Space Travel Part 2: Element 115
2011.05.08: The Mechanics of Space Travel Part 1: Superconductors
2011.05.01: Free Passage to the Triangulum Galaxy: Details Inside!!!
2011.04.24: Strange Happenings in Ohio and Elsewhere; Decanus Responds to The Shadow’s 2012 Prediction
2011.04.17: Decanus to be JFKed; Universe to be Extinguished!!!
2011.04.10: The Fat Kid Presents His Translation to the Mayanist Community
2011.04.03: It Looks Really Bad. Seriously.
2011.03.27: The End is Near, and We Have the Pictures to Prove It!!!! (Maybe)
2011.03.20: The Shadow Interview Part 3
2011.03.17: The Shadow Interview Part 2
2011.03.13: The Shadow Interview Parts 1.1 and 1.2
2011.03.06: The Shadow Found (sort of); The Fat Kid Destroyed
2011.02.27: Asshats Predict a Different EoW Date Than We Do!
2011.02.20: The Shadow Sighted!
2011.02.13: D’arcy Wretzky Jailed Due to Horse-Related Incident (calm down, farm boys. . .)
2011.02.09: GOP Candidates Running Scared
2011.02.05: The Results Are In (in more ways than one. . .)
2011.01.30: 2012 Presidential Candidates Straw Poll
2011.01.23: Hackers Attempt to Assassinate Picto’s Character!
2011.01.15: Decanus Responds to His Fans
2011.01.08: BZ Has Fired Its Data Miners!/And the winner is. . .
2010.12.30: Album of the Year Review Part 3
2010.12.24: Album of the Year Review Part 2
2010.12.19: Album of the Year Review Part 1
2010.12.15: The BlueZer0 Semi-Annual Album of the Year Review (now with reader participation!)
2010.09.19: Decanus Speaks About the BAGD’s Suicide
2010.09.12: BZ Receives Margaret James Original!
2010.09.05: Will Work For Drink; Thirsty Bastards Need Jobs Too!
2010.08.27: Mourners Overcome with Grief at BAGD’s Tomb; Vigil Continues
2010.08.25: Damn it: The Dude From Behemoth Really Does Have Leukemia
2010.08.23: Round-the-Clock Vigil at the BAGD’s Grave!
2010.08.22: BAGD Fulfills Life-Long Dream, Hangs Self
2010.08.18: Decanus Returns to Form; Has Assembled Decanus Picto and the New Biaviians
2010.08.13: Wanted: Staff Cryptozoologist
2010.08.08: The Dude from Behemoth Hospitalized, Possibly for Leukemia
2010.08.03: Decanus Down and Out; The Biaviians Break Up!!
2010.07.30: Where is The Shadow?
2010.07.26: Decanus Interview Part 2: Stuck in Oregon, Dollars for Decanus Re-Opened!!!
2010.07.19: Decanus Interviewed at Live Show
2010.07.17: Help! What The Hell Do They Mean?
2010.07.12: The Shadow: The Wright-Patterson Saucer Hangar Revealed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2010.07.09: Decanus Tour Turns Political
2010.07.06: Third Avenue Saucer Crash Investigation Continues!!!!!
2010.06.16: Decanus Picto and the Biaviians not Touring with Space-Pop Duo, Broken Bells!
2010.05.31: Decanus Picto Record Released!
2010.04.15: Peter Steele is Dead at 48
2010.03.01: #NomieVision: The Decanus Picto Interview!
2010.01.24: Campaign Trail Update!
2010.01.19: The Fall Of Buckalew Palace (the movie)
2009.12.30: Decanus Replies (sort of)!
2009.12.22: He's Back! More From BZ's Favorite Hater!
2009.10.22: UFOs Over Arlington!!! (Again)
2009.09.17: Decanus on the Campaign Trail
2009.09.10: Decanus Addresses the Kiddies
2009.09.04: Jerk-Offs Gaffle The Fat Cycle!!!!!
2009.08.29: Spot the Gray, Episode 3: Revenge of the Jaredians
2009.08.27: BlueZer0.net’s Lexicon Of Terms (updated)!
2009.08.24: Decanus Announces Presidential Run!!!!
2009.08.19: Rumors Around Clintonville
2009.08.14: The Truth is Not Out There Anymore
2009.08.08: Saucer Crash at Third Avenue!!!!
2009.08.05: More Fan Mail! Or, You Love Us, You Really Love Us!
2009.08.04: Spot the Gray, take 2
2009.08.01: Unidentified Submerged Object at Third Ave!!!
2009.07.30: Spot The Gray!!!
2009.07.26: Interview With the Alien Part Deux!!!!
2009.07.21: Decanus Returns (soon)!
2009.07.17: Picking Up the Alien Thread, and Finding the Connections
2009.07.13: Acknowledging the Arturo Gatti Situation
2009.07.10: The Ancient Olentangeans: A gay dwarvish people
2009.07.06: BlueZer0 Radio is on the Air!
2009.07.01: A Tour of Ancient Olentangea (Part 2)
2009.06.28: A Tour of Ancient Olentangea (Part 1)
2009.06.25: Editor’s Update
2009.06.24: Palm Pre Pushing Spotted Hybrid Chick Seen Luring Men
2009.06.21: The Shadow’s Research and Conclusions on the Stone Monuments of Central Ohio
2009.06.18: More, you know, Things Uncovered in Victorian Village
2009.06.15: Shocking Discoveries at the Third Avenue Bridge
2009.06.11: Arlington Recon Pays Off!!
2009.06.07: Sinister Doings in Upper Arlington
2009.06.03: Staffmeeting (the cartoon) Or, How I Learned To Stop Drawing And Love The Bong
2009.05.31: WTF? An Interview with The Shadow
2009.05.29: Rumblings in Clintonville
2009.05.28: A Filler Update from BZ
2009.05.12: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Apocalypse: *But Were Afraid to Ask
2009.04.18: Apocalypse – A Nietzschean Perspective
2009.04.16: Other Notable Spring Deaths
2009.04.14: Obit: Gary Doe (the guy with the yellow Duster)
2008.12.25: A Holiday Message
2008.11.11: Holocaust Reported, No One Notices, and other strange happenings. . .
2008.11.08: World-Wide Holocaust Coming This Winter!
2008.11.05: Election Results: Buckalew Doesn't Win!
2008.11.04: Aliens Unite Behind Obama!
2008.10.28: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 4
2008.10.23: Conspicuous Consumption: The Fat Kid’s MacBook (i.e. the FatBook)
2008.10.21: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 3
2008.10.13: Window Farming With the Fatso
2008.10.09: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 2
2008.10.07: Close Encounter (virtually) At 4041!!!
2008.10.05: The Long Awaited Hizzles 2!!!
2008.09.26: Correction: The Real Spiel
2008.09.22: In a Post-Apocalyptic World. . .
2008.09.21: David Foster Wallace is Dead
2008.09.19: Aliens Attack (And Disable) The Resistance!!
2008.09.13: The Biaviian Device Speaks!
2008.09.07: Under the Bridge Downtown (Top Has Sprung A Leak)
2008.09.02: The Shadow Speaks (that is to say, writes)!!!!
2008.08.29: The Shadow Spotted (and other stuff, too)!
2008.08.29: Upper Arlington, an Ancient UFO Hotspot (Part 2)
2008.08.27: Upper Arlington, an Ancient UFO Hotspot (Part 1)
2008.08.26: Space Ship Ticket Design Revealed!
2008.08.25: The Fat Kid Resurfaces!
2008.07.31: Mil-Spec, Obtuse Ungulate Fornicators, and Reverse-Engineered Alien Technology: An interview with BlueZer0 commenter VLD aka The Hoser.
2008.07.30: Former NASA Employee Rats On Feds, Spills Everything!
2008.07.29: First Decanus, Then The Shadow, Now The Fat Kid Goes Missing!
2008.07.28: Altar of Dagon Pimps Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral
2008.07.24: Alien contact covered up, says Apollo veteran Edgar Mitchell
2008.07.17: David Icke - Big Brother, the Big Picture
2008.06.27: David Icke Liberates Idea From BlueZer0.net; Flies A 4th Party Banner and Runs for Elected Office
2008.06.17: News from Biaveh/Decanus Located!
2008.06.11: Shadow Disappears, Venutians Out of Business, Decanus Sold!
2008.06.10: The Fat Kid Strikes Back!
2008.05.27: Late Night Hedonism and Debauchery in the Chapel/Laundry Room
2008.04.15: Coincidence? - Submitted For Approval; News From Waterford
2008.04.14: Davey Lindh Responds From Deep In The Papua New Guinean Rainforest
2008.04.13: If You Don’t Donate to (Canadian) Dollars for Decanus This Cat Will DIE!!
2008.04.12: The Oracle Of Clorox aka Gabby Whitman (1935-2008) - An Obituary
2008.03.31: Hustlin' For (Canadian) Dollars
2008.03.25: Shadow Rejects Fat Kid’s Assertion; Fat Kid Remains Adamant
2008.03.23: R(us)hetoric: The Rhetoric of Abduction in Rush’s “Tom Sawyer”
2008.03.22: Transmissions From Biaveh (via Neil Peart’s brain)
2008.03.20: Save Decanus!
2008.03.18: Decanus Abducted!!!
2008.03.16: Strange Goings On In Clintonville
2008.03.14: Caveat Emptor: Because I’m slow-witted
2008.03.12: Ebay Vs The Fat Kid
2008.02.14: A To Do List for the Last Days
2008.02.11: Laundry Room Prophecy
2008.02.01: Why We Aren’t Dead (even though we kind of wish we were. . .)
2008.01.27: Article Suspended Until Further Notice
2008.01.19: Area 4041 and Chemical Trailing COTA Buses
2008.01.14: BZ Staff's Favorite Post of the Year 2007(really this time!)
2008.01.03: A Sad Day for Pumpboys and Sales Associates Remembered
2007.12.31: Best Records of 2007
2007.12.30: Retaliation! (and Impending Doom)
2007.12.28: The Shadow Report on Conspiracy HQ 4041
2007.12.27: The Shadow Opines!
2007.12.26: Special Christmas Day Mass Held At The Chateau Clintonville!
2007.12.22: Even the Birds Are In On It!
2007.12.19: Apocalypse in a Teacup: Invasion in Clintonville!
2007.12.15: Government Propaganda Machine Follows Up On Shadow’s Appearance
2007.12.13: The Shadow is Targeted!
2007.12.12: Seance With The Damned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007.11.11: The Ghost Hunter Cometh
2007.11.04: “Late and Wrong” As the Black Kids Used to Say. . .
2007.10.10: An Open Email Of Clintonville Spookiness To The Shadow
2007.09.17: Biaviian Antigravity Device Spotted in Ohio!
2007.09.09: The Shadow's eBook Released!
2007.09.08: The Shadow’s Release Party Commences!
2007.09.06: The Shadow Interview
2007.09.04: BlueZer0 Announcement
2007.09.03: Ground-Shaking Shadow News!
2007.08.20: Candidate Buckalew,”Bomb the Stadiums!”
2007.08.13: Rove Recalled
2007.08.12: Abstract Thinking(sorta')
2007.08.07: Hilarious “Bombing” in Eastern Europe
2007.08.06: The Skinny on Columbus
2007.08.04: A Shadowy Escape From a Shifty Death!
2007.07.30: Incommunicado, or Radio Silence
2007.07.29: Missive From Shadow Cave: Reflections on living in Delaware
2007.07.29: Count von Wilsey of the Standard Oil and its Subsidiaries Party Accuses Jared Buckalew of the Anti-Lizard Space Party with Domestic Feline Neglect!
2007.07.20: The News In Brief
2007.07.18: In Search of: The Shadow
2007.06.29: Update from Ohio
2007.06.28: An Announcement: The Shadow is Movin’ On Up (to the west side)
2007.06.24: Kiwigirl Goes Missing
2007.06.22: Guru Martin Fingered in Space-Bus Pass Scam!
2007.06.15: Devil Eyed Killer Bunnies Attack Joggers at Waterford Estates!
2007.06.12: I Don’t Know But I’ve Been Told: The Candidates Sound Off on Their Unfounded Beliefs and Indefensible Positions
2007.06.06: Election Special!
2007.06.04: Republicans Hire Professional Actor
2007.05.27: From Live at the Sun Oil Refinery to the Strip Malls of Austin
2007.05.27: Jared Mows His Lawn
2007.05.24: Another Sign of the Apocalypse
2007.05.22: A New Feature
2007.05.22: The Shat Kid and The Fadow?
2007.05.19: Early Morning Munchies in Smyrna, Delaware
2007.05.10: An Evening with Mr. Buckalew
2007.05.08: Too Funny Website For May
2007.05.05: On a Slow News Day, in a Slow News Week, The Fat Kid Runs Down a Story
2007.04.28: MIke Wilsey Found Laboring At The Old Realm!
2007.04.28: The Week in Pictures (a half-ass attempt at a post)
2007.04.25: Interview with the Alien!
2007.04.24: Will He Run?
2007.04.23: A Miraculous Sign of the End Times!
2007.04.22: The Terror at Waterford!
2007.04.17: New Study Shows Republicanism is a Form of Autism
2007.04.15: President Criticizes Bees, Others, as Unpatriotic
2007.04.12: The President Speaks Out Against The Fat Kid
2007.04.12: Kurt Vonnegut, Novelist, Spectacular Drunk, Dies at 84
2007.04.11: Gimme the Loot!
2007.04.10: Protest Doesn't Happen in Iraq
2007.04.08: The Shadow Marries Washer Woman!
2007.04.07: The Shadow Responds!
2007.04.06: A Shadowy Easter?
2007.04.01: A Shadowy Cover Story?
2007.03.31: Words Fall Short: A Candid Snapshot Of Cult Leader Jared Buckalew
2007.03.28: Autopsy Results Released!
2007.03.26: Why I think I like porn so much
2007.03.26: Abstract Thinking with Jared 1.0
2007.03.24: The Lesser Babylonian Book of Importantness
2007.03.22: An Ugly Truth
2007.03.22: Therapy On The Cheap
2007.03.20: Steven Tari and his Tasty Flower Girls
2007.03.17: Jesus Must Be Stopped!
2007.03.17: Life is Unpleasant for Everyone Involved, or A Shadowy Epistle from a Shady Hospital
2007.03.15: Absinthe Night & Pizza Flavored Sex
2007.03.09: Hizzles, Which is Similar to but Legally Distinct from Cribs
2007.03.08: By Popular Demand. . .
2007.03.03: Miraculous News From Buckalew Palace!
2007.02.25: A Leisurely Tour of Sunny East Africa
2007.02.20: Bomb Blows Up Some Beige Building in Iraq
2007.02.17: Pigs Eat Shit, But Only When They're Hungry
2007.02.15: A Shocking Development in the Anna Nicole Baby Scandal
2007.02.09: In the Belly of the Beast: A Time for Suicide
2007.02.09: Shocking Overlooked Evidence
2007.02.01: Jared and the Possibility of an Alien Rapture
2007.01.03: Too Funny Web Site of the Month
2005.08.20: Davey Lindh is Alive!
2005.06.04: It's Fucking Nascar Again!
2005.06.01: Donald “Gummy Joe” Moore Now Head Lizard!
2003.04.11: The Shit Officially Comes Down in the Realm of the Tooth!
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
2002.11.13: Advanced Concepts Office Special Report 13 Nov 2002
2002.10.13: Jared's Resignation Letter To The Realm
2002.09.05: Advanced Concepts Office Special Report 05 Sept 2002
2002.08.18: Bible II Gospel According to Mrs. Burns
2002.08.16: Bible II Gospel According to Rodney
2002.08.15: Bible II Book of Bob the Prophet
2002.08.14: Bible II Book Of Jarob
2002.07.24: The Shadow 24 July 2002
2002.07.21: David Icke 21 July 2002
2002.06.21: The Shadow 21 June 2002
2002.06.20: The Shadow 20 June 2002
2002.06.19: The Late Bill Cooper's Exclusive interview with David Icke
2002.06.18: The Shadow's Exclusive David Icke interview!!!!

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