Archives
- 2010.08.27: Mourners Overcome with Grief at BAGD’s Tomb; Vigil Continues
- 2010.08.25: Damn it: The Dude From Behemoth Really Does Have Leukemia
- 2010.08.23: Round-the-Clock Vigil at the BAGD’s Grave!
- 2010.08.22: BAGD Fulfills Life-Long Dream, Hangs Self
- 2010.08.18: Decanus Returns to Form; Has Assembled Decanus Picto and the New Biaviians
- 2010.08.13: Wanted: Staff Cryptozoologist
- 2010.08.08: The Dude from Behemoth Hospitalized, Possibly for Leukemia
- 2010.08.03: Decanus Down and Out; The Biaviians Break Up!!
- 2010.07.30: Where is The Shadow?
- 2010.07.26: Decanus Interview Part 2: Stuck in Oregon, Dollars for Decanus Re-Opened!!!
- 2010.07.19: Decanus Interviewed at Live Show
- 2010.07.17: Help! What The Hell Do They Mean?
- 2010.07.12: The Shadow: The Wright-Patterson Saucer Hangar Revealed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 2010.07.09: Decanus Tour Turns Political
- 2010.07.06: Third Avenue Saucer Crash Investigation Continues!!!!!
- 2010.06.16: Decanus Picto and the Biaviians not Touring with Space-Pop Duo, Broken Bells!
- 2010.05.31: Decanus Picto Record Released!
- 2010.04.15: Peter Steele is Dead at 48
- 2010.03.01: #NomieVision: The Decanus Picto Interview!
- 2010.01.24: Campaign Trail Update!
- 2010.01.19: The Fall Of Buckalew Palace (the movie)
- 2009.12.30: Decanus Replies (sort of)!
- 2009.12.22: He's Back! More From BZ's Favorite Hater!
- 2009.10.22: UFOs Over Arlington!!! (Again)
- 2009.09.17: Decanus on the Campaign Trail
- 2009.09.10: Decanus Addresses the Kiddies
- 2009.09.04: Jerk-Offs Gaffle The Fat Cycle!!!!!
- 2009.08.29: Spot the Gray, Episode 3: Revenge of the Jaredians
- 2009.08.27: BlueZer0.net’s Lexicon Of Terms (updated)!
- 2009.08.24: Decanus Announces Presidential Run!!!!
- 2009.08.19: Rumors Around Clintonville
- 2009.08.14: The Truth is Not Out There Anymore
- 2009.08.08: Saucer Crash at Third Avenue!!!!
- 2009.08.05: More Fan Mail! Or, You Love Us, You Really Love Us!
- 2009.08.04: Spot the Gray, take 2
- 2009.08.01: Unidentified Submerged Object at Third Ave!!!
- 2009.07.30: Spot The Gray!!!
- 2009.07.26: Interview With the Alien Part Deux!!!!
- 2009.07.21: Decanus Returns (soon)!
- 2009.07.17: Picking Up the Alien Thread, and Finding the Connections
- 2009.07.13: Acknowledging the Arturo Gatti Situation
- 2009.07.10: The Ancient Olentangeans: A gay dwarvish people
- 2009.07.06: BlueZer0 Radio is on the Air!
- 2009.07.01: A Tour of Ancient Olentangea (Part 2)
- 2009.06.28: A Tour of Ancient Olentangea (Part 1)
- 2009.06.25: Editor’s Update
- 2009.06.24: Palm Pre Pushing Spotted Hybrid Chick Seen Luring Men
- 2009.06.21: The Shadow’s Research and Conclusions on the Stone Monuments of Central Ohio
- 2009.06.18: More, you know, Things Uncovered in Victorian Village
- 2009.06.15: Shocking Discoveries at the Third Avenue Bridge
- 2009.06.11: Arlington Recon Pays Off!!
- 2009.06.07: Sinister Doings in Upper Arlington
- 2009.06.03: Staffmeeting (the cartoon) Or, How I Learned To Stop Drawing And Love The Bong
- 2009.05.31: WTF? An Interview with The Shadow
- 2009.05.29: Rumblings in Clintonville
- 2009.05.28: A Filler Update from BZ
- 2009.05.12: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Apocalypse: *But Were Afraid to Ask
- 2009.04.18: Apocalypse – A Nietzschean Perspective
- 2009.04.16: Other Notable Spring Deaths
- 2009.04.14: Obit: Gary Doe (the guy with the yellow Duster)
- 2008.12.25: A Holiday Message
- 2008.11.11: Holocaust Reported, No One Notices, and other strange happenings. . .
- 2008.11.08: World-Wide Holocaust Coming This Winter!
- 2008.11.05: Election Results: Buckalew Doesn't Win!
- 2008.11.04: Aliens Unite Behind Obama!
- 2008.10.28: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 4
- 2008.10.23: Conspicuous Consumption: The Fat Kid’s MacBook (i.e. the FatBook)
- 2008.10.21: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 3
- 2008.10.13: Window Farming With the Fatso
- 2008.10.09: The Biaviian Device Speaks! Episode 2
- 2008.10.07: Close Encounter (virtually) At 4041!!!
- 2008.10.05: The Long Awaited Hizzles 2!!!
- 2008.09.26: Correction: The Real Spiel
- 2008.09.22: In a Post-Apocalyptic World. . .
- 2008.09.21: David Foster Wallace is Dead
- 2008.09.19: Aliens Attack (And Disable) The Resistance!!
- 2008.09.13: The Biaviian Device Speaks!
- 2008.09.07: Under the Bridge Downtown (Top Has Sprung A Leak)
- 2008.09.02: The Shadow Speaks (that is to say, writes)!!!!
- 2008.08.29: The Shadow Spotted (and other stuff, too)!
- 2008.08.29: Upper Arlington, an Ancient UFO Hotspot (Part 2)
- 2008.08.27: Upper Arlington, an Ancient UFO Hotspot (Part 1)
- 2008.08.26: Space Ship Ticket Design Revealed!
- 2008.08.25: The Fat Kid Resurfaces!
- 2008.07.31: Mil-Spec, Obtuse Ungulate Fornicators, and Reverse-Engineered Alien Technology: An interview with BlueZer0 commenter VLD aka The Hoser.
- 2008.07.30: Former NASA Employee Rats On Feds, Spills Everything!
- 2008.07.29: First Decanus, Then The Shadow, Now The Fat Kid Goes Missing!
- 2008.07.28: Altar of Dagon Pimps Black Sabbath's Electric Funeral
- 2008.07.24: Alien contact covered up, says Apollo veteran Edgar Mitchell
- 2008.07.17: David Icke - Big Brother, the Big Picture
- 2008.06.27: David Icke Liberates Idea From BlueZer0.net; Flies A 4th Party Banner and Runs for Elected Office
- 2008.06.17: News from Biaveh/Decanus Located!
- 2008.06.11: Shadow Disappears, Venutians Out of Business, Decanus Sold!
- 2008.06.10: The Fat Kid Strikes Back!
- 2008.05.27: Late Night Hedonism and Debauchery in the Chapel/Laundry Room
- 2008.04.15: Coincidence? - Submitted For Approval; News From Waterford
- 2008.04.14: Davey Lindh Responds From Deep In The Papua New Guinean Rainforest
- 2008.04.13: If You Don’t Donate to (Canadian) Dollars for Decanus This Cat Will DIE!!
- 2008.04.12: The Oracle Of Clorox aka Gabby Whitman (1935-2008) - An Obituary
- 2008.03.31: Hustlin' For (Canadian) Dollars
- 2008.03.25: Shadow Rejects Fat Kid’s Assertion; Fat Kid Remains Adamant
- 2008.03.23: R(us)hetoric: The Rhetoric of Abduction in Rush’s “Tom Sawyer”
- 2008.03.22: Transmissions From Biaveh (via Neil Peart’s brain)
- 2008.03.20: Save Decanus!
- 2008.03.18: Decanus Abducted!!!
- 2008.03.16: Strange Goings On In Clintonville
- 2008.03.14: Caveat Emptor: Because I’m slow-witted
- 2008.03.12: Ebay Vs The Fat Kid
- 2008.02.14: A To Do List for the Last Days
- 2008.02.11: Laundry Room Prophecy
- 2008.02.01: Why We Aren’t Dead (even though we kind of wish we were. . .)
- 2008.01.27: Article Suspended Until Further Notice
- 2008.01.19: Area 4041 and Chemical Trailing COTA Buses
- 2008.01.14: BZ Staff's Favorite Post of the Year 2007(really this time!)
- 2008.01.03: A Sad Day for Pumpboys and Sales Associates Remembered
- 2007.12.31: Best Records of 2007
- 2007.12.30: Retaliation! (and Impending Doom)
- 2007.12.28: The Shadow Report on Conspiracy HQ 4041
- 2007.12.27: The Shadow Opines!
- 2007.12.26: Special Christmas Day Mass Held At The Chateau Clintonville!
- 2007.12.22: Even the Birds Are In On It!
- 2007.12.19: Apocalypse in a Teacup: Invasion in Clintonville!
- 2007.12.15: Government Propaganda Machine Follows Up On Shadow’s Appearance
- 2007.12.13: The Shadow is Targeted!
- 2007.12.12: Seance With The Damned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 2007.11.11: The Ghost Hunter Cometh
- 2007.11.04: “Late and Wrong” As the Black Kids Used to Say. . .
- 2007.10.10: An Open Email Of Clintonville Spookiness To The Shadow
- 2007.09.17: Biaviian Antigravity Device Spotted in Ohio!
- 2007.09.09: The Shadow's eBook Released!
- 2007.09.08: The Shadow’s Release Party Commences!
- 2007.09.06: The Shadow Interview
- 2007.09.04: BlueZer0 Announcement
- 2007.09.03: Ground-Shaking Shadow News!
- 2007.08.20: Candidate Buckalew,”Bomb the Stadiums!”
- 2007.08.13: Rove Recalled
- 2007.08.12: Abstract Thinking(sorta')
- 2007.08.07: Hilarious “Bombing” in Eastern Europe
- 2007.08.06: The Skinny on Columbus
- 2007.08.04: A Shadowy Escape From a Shifty Death!
- 2007.07.30: Incommunicado, or Radio Silence
- 2007.07.29: Missive From Shadow Cave: Reflections on living in Delaware
- 2007.07.29: Count von Wilsey of the Standard Oil and its Subsidiaries Party Accuses Jared Buckalew of the Anti-Lizard Space Party with Domestic Feline Neglect!
- 2007.07.20: The News In Brief
- 2007.07.18: In Search of: The Shadow
- 2007.06.29: Update from Ohio
- 2007.06.28: An Announcement: The Shadow is Movin’ On Up (to the west side)
- 2007.06.24: Kiwigirl Goes Missing
- 2007.06.22: Guru Martin Fingered in Space-Bus Pass Scam!
- 2007.06.15: Devil Eyed Killer Bunnies Attack Joggers at Waterford Estates!
- 2007.06.12: I Don’t Know But I’ve Been Told: The Candidates Sound Off on Their Unfounded Beliefs and Indefensible Positions
- 2007.06.06: Election Special!
- 2007.06.04: Republicans Hire Professional Actor
- 2007.05.27: From Live at the Sun Oil Refinery to the Strip Malls of Austin
- 2007.05.27: Jared Mows His Lawn
- 2007.05.24: Another Sign of the Apocalypse
- 2007.05.22: A New Feature
- 2007.05.22: The Shat Kid and The Fadow?
- 2007.05.19: Early Morning Munchies in Smyrna, Delaware
- 2007.05.10: An Evening with Mr. Buckalew
- 2007.05.08: Too Funny Website For May
- 2007.05.05: On a Slow News Day, in a Slow News Week, The Fat Kid Runs Down a Story
- 2007.04.28: MIke Wilsey Found Laboring At The Old Realm!
- 2007.04.28: The Week in Pictures (a half-ass attempt at a post)
- 2007.04.25: Interview with the Alien!
- 2007.04.24: Will He Run?
- 2007.04.23: A Miraculous Sign of the End Times!
- 2007.04.22: The Terror at Waterford!
- 2007.04.17: New Study Shows Republicanism is a Form of Autism
- 2007.04.15: President Criticizes Bees, Others, as Unpatriotic
- 2007.04.12: The President Speaks Out Against The Fat Kid
- 2007.04.12: Kurt Vonnegut, Novelist, Spectacular Drunk, Dies at 84
- 2007.04.11: Gimme the Loot!
- 2007.04.10: Protest Doesn't Happen in Iraq
- 2007.04.08: The Shadow Marries Washer Woman!
- 2007.04.07: The Shadow Responds!
- 2007.04.06: A Shadowy Easter?
- 2007.04.01: A Shadowy Cover Story?
- 2007.03.31: Words Fall Short: A Candid Snapshot Of Cult Leader Jared Buckalew
- 2007.03.28: Autopsy Results Released!
- 2007.03.26: Why I think I like porn so much
- 2007.03.26: Abstract Thinking with Jared 1.0
- 2007.03.24: The Lesser Babylonian Book of Importantness
- 2007.03.22: An Ugly Truth
- 2007.03.22: Therapy On The Cheap
- 2007.03.20: Steven Tari and his Tasty Flower Girls
- 2007.03.17: Jesus Must Be Stopped!
- 2007.03.17: Life is Unpleasant for Everyone Involved, or A Shadowy Epistle from a Shady Hospital
- 2007.03.15: Absinthe Night & Pizza Flavored Sex
- 2007.03.09: Hizzles, Which is Similar to but Legally Distinct from Cribs
- 2007.03.08: By Popular Demand. . .
- 2007.03.03: Miraculous News From Buckalew Palace!
- 2007.02.25: A Leisurely Tour of Sunny East Africa
- 2007.02.20: Bomb Blows Up Some Beige Building in Iraq
- 2007.02.17: Pigs Eat Shit, But Only When They're Hungry
- 2007.02.15: A Shocking Development in the Anna Nicole Baby Scandal
- 2007.02.09: In the Belly of the Beast: A Time for Suicide
- 2007.02.09: Shocking Overlooked Evidence
- 2007.02.01: Jared and the Possibility of an Alien Rapture
- 2007.01.03: Too Funny Web Site of the Month
- 2005.08.20: Davey Lindh is Alive!
- 2005.06.04: It's Fucking Nascar Again!
- 2005.06.01: Donald “Gummy Joe” Moore Now Head Lizard!
- 2003.04.11: The Shit Officially Comes Down in the Realm of the Tooth!
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2003.01.03: The ACO's Dossiers of Known Agents and Combatants
- 2002.11.13: Advanced Concepts Office Special Report 13 Nov 2002
- 2002.10.13: Jared's Resignation Letter To The Realm
- 2002.09.05: Advanced Concepts Office Special Report 05 Sept 2002
- 2002.08.18: Bible II Gospel According to Mrs. Burns
- 2002.08.16: Bible II Gospel According to Rodney
- 2002.08.15: Bible II Book of Bob the Prophet
- 2002.08.14: Bible II Book Of Jarob
- 2002.07.24: The Shadow 24 July 2002
- 2002.07.21: David Icke 21 July 2002
- 2002.06.21: The Shadow 21 June 2002
- 2002.06.20: The Shadow 20 June 2002
- 2002.06.18: The Late Bill Cooper's Exclusive interview with David Icke
- 2002.06.18: The Shadow's Exclusive David Icke interview!!!!
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