Name: Pamela Taylor
Known aliases: Mush Mouth, Ogre, Butch, The Man, Sasquatch
Department: Logistics
Title: F.A.T.B.I.T.C.H. (Fat Androgynous Tactical Bitching Intensity Technician and Counter-resistance Hierarchy maintenance)
Mission(s): As we know, reptilians are obsessed with ritualistic behavior: Pam has been highly trained to keep all booth related rituals constant, including the stocking of shelves, arrangement of cigarettes, trash disposal, and customer relations. Also, Pam has the added duty of frustrating and annoying members of the resistance with incessant bitching, annoying stories about her son, and turning into a tattle tale school girl whenever anything has been moved from its proper place.
Known characteristics: Pam "The Man" Taylor speaks in indecipherable code, thought to be the religious language of reptiles, analogous to Hebrew to the Jews and Latin to Roman Catholics, which leads us to believe that in their original 12 ft. lizard form, all reptilians have desperately serious lisps. Organization is highly important to this monster, as it has been modified by Vern and The Tooth to feel physical pain whenever any booth related object has been moved more than 1/8 of an inch.
Intelligence briefing notes: Sasquatch can only be understood by Donald "Gummy Joe" Moore, and so the two are often seen in conference. Its ritual behavior has been likened to that of Babylonian priests of Tiamat, which leads resistance mythology specialist/bookworm The Fat Kid to believe that she has a direct line of communication to the supernatural dragon god worshipped by all reptilians. This theory has been borne out several times in situations where she, in the role of supplicant to the dragon deity, has circumvented the power of the King Cobra (aka Vernon Haynes) and instituted theocracy in the booth to which even Vern is subject. All resistance agents should keep their faces averted at all times because eye contact between her and humans results in petrifaction, the effects of which are similar to those of mythological heroes who have looked Medusa in the eye. For this reason it is recommended that agents carry mirrors at all times so that if waging open war is necessary, one may find her position without looking directly at her. Also, resistance agents in the Pacific north west have sighted her on several occasions along mountain ridges, though their cameras always jam, or produce photos of grainy or otherwise poor quality. It is thought that her incantations to the dragon god produced disturbances which resulted in distortions in photos taken by the booth-mounted camera.
