Unnamed and unreliable sources have come forth with news and photos of the long missing David Lindh.
Davey, ex-Amazon.com associate, roman antiquities huckster, feral feline caretaker, architecture student and long absent from our lives, has abandon all to save the planet from the evils of mankind. He has joined Greenpeace.
Davey, seen above being “Rodney King-ed” during Greenpeace Operation Save the Portuguese Sand Tick, has yet to answer any email regarding his new life/career choice.
AUCKLAND: Police arrest Davey and other Greenpeace “chickens” after they locked themselves to a clamped trailer in a protest intended to stop the production and distribution of genetic engineered animal feed.
Hey Davey, we love you man. Bet you look good on your zodiac inflatable with sea spray in your hair. Go get those whale hunting bastards!
