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A Shadowy Easter?

The Shadow, we've learned, has demanded of those close to him strict obedience to the black out of facts related to his unusual behavior of late. His long, late night phone calls to the Buckalew estate for homeopathic health advice, the abandonment of journalistic assignments, the loss of thirst for Guinness and Yuengling brews along with his demands to be compensated in wine are just a few known facts that hint there’s a shadowy changeling amongst us.

The Xanwood ruse, as it is now called by the BlueZer0 staff, is a well crafted story, we believe, created by the Shadow to throw off nosey bloggers, moms of fat people, mocking Waterford types and perhaps most importantly, immigration agents of Homeland Security and their investigation into the washer woman Consuela’s visa status. To throw them off of what? This is the main question that needs answering. A quick and accurate answer is best because the fall off of cell phone and internet chatter in shadowy circles leading up to the holy days of Good Friday and Easter Sunday have us convinced an event of great significance is nigh. The Investigation continues...

-Decanus

Comments (1)

Donald Rumsfeld:

There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist.

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