The Count’s campaign claims the Buckalew Palace resident feline Kisses the cat has been forced by hunger pains to beg for food at the suite doors of Palace guests.
This past Friday, according to the Count’s private investigators, a “Bon Voyage Mr. Shadow” wine tasting gathering took place at the Buckalew private residence. The gathering included The Shadow, Fat Kid, BZ webmaster Pimples Malone, Kisses the cat and Mr. Buckalew himself. It was during this event many of the party guests witnessed the existence of a written complaint by Palace guests expressing their disappointment in Mr. Buckalew in regards to his failure to feed his cat. Also, again according to campaign PIs, Mr. Buckalew briefly left the celebration to “pick up his paycheck.” This led to wagers amongst some of the guests on which is to be purchased on his return, cat food or Compton Prozac.
Mr. Buckalew’s campaign had no response to the accusations except for this brief comment, “She’s always been a skinny ass cat and she just in fucking heat again! Look, I’ve been very busy with my part time job and this latest attempt to quit smoking cigarettes, I don’t need this shit!”
BZ informants have confirmed, at the time of this posting Mr. Buckalew hasn’t purchased any cat food, but has secured some of Mother Nature’s natural antidepressant in green leafy form to help deal with all this shit.
-Decanus
Comments (1)
It's all a misunderstanding. Jared thought "feed your cat" was slang. As in, "Listen, Mandy, we have to get home and feed your cat."
Posted by Jeff the Fat Kid | July 29, 2007 10:41 PM
Posted on July 29, 2007 22:41