The dryers were humming and spinning and it was obvious as soon as I entered the room, the old dude had something to share. Except during a quick “hello,” I tried my best not to make eye contact with him.
He didn’t say a word, but I could feel his wanting to speak to me bounce around the room like a booming pressure wave. Another ghost story, I thought. Really, I wasn’t in the mood. So, acting busy with my own thoughts, I gazed out the window into an empty parking lot hoping to avoid his spookiness. However, he was determined and quietly without a spoken word, but with a tug on my arm, the Oracle of Clorox pushed into my hand a folded sheet of paper and walked out of the laundry room. I couldn’t help myself and read his note. Quickly it became clear the old dude, most certainly, had something worthy of sharing and now I share that something with you:
He, that was said to be perfect and upright and feared only lizards, shall make promise to marry and be happy for it
Dragons not of this world shall take up tools of great vibrational resonance and attempt works against his happiness
With great shaking of the heavens, a star born of the earth shall be made loose for announcement of their works
Flame and whirlwind and tremor shall be witnessed and he will curse the dragons
-Decanus
Comments (3)
Jared has become engaged to Amanda and the US military is going to shoot a satellite out of the sky with a missile!!! The Oracle of Clorox’s prophecy is being fulfilled!!!
Posted by Pimples Malone | February 14, 2008 3:01 PM
Posted on February 14, 2008 15:01
"With great shaking of the heavens..."
More proof of this prophecy by the Oracle unfolding before our eyes? This captured on Feb 19th 2008:
Posted by Decanus | February 19, 2008 6:47 PM
Posted on February 19, 2008 18:47
A star of this world is blown out of the sky by the US navy!!! Fire and whirlwind and tremor in the sky! Quick, Amanda, MabusJoe, somebody with a camera, catch Jared on his deck shaking his fist at the heavens!!!
Posted by Decanus | February 20, 2008 11:15 PM
Posted on February 20, 2008 23:15