Here it is, our glossary for BZ novices and veterans. To be updated and expanded over time by both staff and readers. So don't hesitate to send in your favorite BZ term for its addition to the Lexicon Of Terms.
Buckalew Estate
noun. buck·a·lew e·state
1. The home residence of cult figure Jared Buckalew, the doomsday crowd’s conduit to the everyman [the Buckalew Estate is sometimes referred to as the Buckalew Palace or Buckalew Compound or Delaware’s little Biaveh].
Chateau Clintonville
noun. cha·teau clin·ton·ville
1. A hilltop complex of chateaux inhabited by a colony of artists, students, retirees, satirsts, ufologists, dead prophets, hobos, socialites, cats [human and feline], chipmunks, bigfoots and raccoons.
Doomage
noun. doom·age
1. A sub-genre of Newark, Delaware’s heavy metal music scene.
2. The environmental aftereffects of an Altar of Dagon "Dagonian Doom Metal" concert.
Jaredian Ass Herpes
noun. ja·red·i·an ass her·pes
1. A condition of general malaise, indifference and selfishness. Contributory causes may include the combination of heavy cigarette smoking, consumption of strong alcoholic beverages and excessive masterbating to fat chick pornography.
Jaredify
verb. ja·red·if·y, ja·red·if·ing
1. To make worse in ways consistent with those of Jared Buckalew.
adjective. ja·red·if·ied
Liberate
verb. lib·er·ate, lib·er·at·ing, lib·er·at·ed
1. To take a prize by manner of loot, scam or filch.
Lizardry
noun. liz·ar·dry
1. An action or effort supporting the grand conspiracy against mankind undertaken by the shape shifting reptilian race from the 4th dimension.
2. An aggressive act of territorial behavior in an area immediately adjacent to a space heater.
Pumpboy Liberation Front (PbLF)
noun. pump·boy li·ber·a·tion front
1. A brave band of resistance fighters that claimed a direct line to the Sacred Order Of Attendants And Sales Associates of ancient Lessor Babylon. The PbLF has been inactive since the fall of their arch-nemesis, known as The Tooth, and the demise of her evil realm in northern Delaware.
Wal-Mart
noun. wal·mart
1. A shade of blue seen in the hottest flames of hell.
2. A place to buy inexpensive space heaters.
Waterford
noun. wa·ter·ford
1. An upscale, Beverly Hills-type trailer park that includes the Buckalew Estate and is the envy of all those in the land of the doublewide [see Buckalew Estate].
-BZ Staff
