Not too long after the BlueZer0 staff came to the conclusion that they were "powerless to ransom BZ owner/CEO Decanus from his vicious Biaviian captors," a call for help was made in the form of a text message to the known cell phone numbers of the greater BZ community. Surprisingly there were replies from the long in hiding eco-warrior Davey Lindh.
Here's the text conversation:
BZ: Help, Decanus has been abducted by aliens! [4/11/08 6:32 p.m.]
Lindh: Will an immediate call for his rescue be placed on his behalf by the alien Tan upon receipt of a generous donation to Riley Martin? [4/13/08 9:21 p.m.]
BZ: www.BlueZer0.net read all about it and more! [4/13/08 9:47 p.m.]
Lindh: Is there a chance that navigating to BlueZer0.net will send up flags and land me under some type of extraterrestrial surveillance? [4/13/08 11:48 p.m.]
BZ: You're already under their surveillance through their offices at Homeland Security. Avoidance of BlueZer0.net will only convince the agents of lizardry that you have something to hide. [4/14/08 12:57 a.m.]
Unfortunately, there has been no further replies from Davey Lindh nor has there been any IP hits from Papua New Guinea on BlueZer0.net's web servers.
-Pimples Malone
