By turning what was an after-hours shelter for the Chateau Clintonville's hobo van clan and vagrant dumpster divers during cold winter nights into a den of late night hedonism and debauchery, Lucy Skankwalker and her 10 Live Crew find needed party space. The Chateau's chapel/laundry room was once a favorite holy ground of the late Oracle of Clorox but now it's reduced to being a place for skanky ass grabbing.
But that isn't the worst of it. No, uncleanliness more terribly sinful has been practiced by the skanky in the chapel/laundry room during the overnight hours. The threat of eternal damnation surrounding these extremely blasphemous and decadent acts is so great, discussing the sinful behavior can lead to hard time in Hell. So, already risking too much, only this picture (below) of one of the many half empty 12oz jars of Patak's Sweet Mango Chutney scattered about the chapel/laundry room is provided as evidence of that which cannot be spoken, to be understood by those already familiar with the worst acts of ungodliness or the Passion Fruits of Christ section of the extensive porn collection at the Library of the Buckalew Estate.
Coming Soon: Father Eugene Offers a "Path to Salvation" to the Skanky and Unclean.
-Pimples Malone
