No longer able to quietly sit back and let Riley Martin’s Biaviianism receive all the big headlines, David Icke makes his biggest attempt for attention since he last wore only turquoise and announced: "I am a channel for the Christ spirit. The title was given to me very recently by the Godhead." In the process of this latest attempt, proves to many that he reads BlueZer0.net.
“He will stand under the title 'Big Brother - The Big Picture' after a tremendous response to the idea over the last few days. He needs all the help you can give him physically and financially over the next three weeks up to the poll on July 10th because time is very tight.”-From the David Icke website
An email from BZ’s very own Kiwigirl, our woman in England and mole in the ministry, pointed us, the remaining BZ staff, to this latest ploy by Icke to capture the attention of the cameras and newswires. And now, the email servers at Bluezer0.net are buzzing with activity as the remaining staff members ask and attempt to answer questions like: “Did he steal that idea from BZ?” and, “What if Jared wasn't such a slacker and made some effort with the campaign idea?” Clearly, the general opinion here at BZ is Icke liberated the idea from the jaredified campaigns of Buckalew 2008 and Count von Wilsey of the Standard Oil and its Subsidiaries party.
Here’s the contents of Kiwigirl’s email:
From: uraplonker@specialbranch.uk
Subject: shocking news from blighty
Date: June 27, 2008 4:21:02 AM EDT
To: decanus@bluezer0.net
News from the Haltemprice and Howden by-election (cast yer eyes 'bout 2/3 down the list)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7476255.stm
"no party listed" indeed!
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Our email to the Icke campaign have gone unanswered. Nobody expected Icke to admit his guilt is this latest example of liberation of other’s ideas anyway. But now we all know the truth, like The Matrix (1999) and They Live (1988) and other important cultural works, David Icke has liberated stuff from BlueZer0.net’s own version of reality.
-Decanus, BZ's Planet Biaveh Bureau Chief
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Haltemprice and Howden: Result in full
Conservative David Davis has been re-elected as the MP for Haltemprice and Howden. He won the by-election with a majority of 15,355 votes. Here is the result in full:
David Michael Davis - Conservative Party 17,113 votes
Shan Oakes - Green Party 1,758
Joanne Robinson - English Democrats 1,714
Tess Culnane - National Front Britain for the British 544
Gemma Dawn Garrett - Miss Great Britain Party 521
Jill Saward - Independent 492
Mad Cow-Girl - The Official Monster Raving Loony Party 412
Walter Edward Sweeney - Independent 238
John Nicholson - Independent 162
David Craig - Independent 135
David Pinder - The New Party 135
David Icke - No party listed 110
Hamish Howitt - Freedom 4 Choice 91
Christopher John Talbot - Socialist Equality Party 84
Grace Christine Astley - Independent 77
George Hargreaves - Christian Party 76
David Laurence Bishop - Church of the Militant Elvis Party 44
John Randle Upex - Independent 38
Greg Wood - Independent 32
Eamonn Fitzpatrick - Independent 31
Ronnie Carroll - Make Politicians History 29
Thomas Faithful Darwood - Independent 25
Christopher Mark Foren - Independent 23
Herbert Winford Crossman - Independent 11
Tony Farnon - Independent 8
Norman Scarth - Independent 8
Turnout 23,911 (34.03%)
Posted by Pimples Malone | July 14, 2008 11:24 PM
Posted on July 14, 2008 23:24