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BZ: In 1993 Ben Rich, the "Father of Stealth" at Lockheed's Skunk Works, declared, "The US Air Force has just given us a contract to take E.T. back home." How long did it take to transport the crash-landed E.T. back to Biaveh, and what kinds of technology did the aliens share with the military industrial complex?

TH: I would be happy to provide commentary to your questions. As you know, my experience as a engineer working for the United States Navy brought me into close contact with my counterparts in the USAF. I participated in a couple of joint programs and enjoyed a close professional relationship with many Air Force engineers. Even so far as to spending a long night in TJ searching for the donkey show... But, to the point:

I can neither confirm nor deny that the United States Air Force has at any time had illicit congress with aliens alive or dead.

I can say, however, that I never SAW any aliens on any of the undocumented flights that originated from the airfield at NADC. The pods that we attached to the aircraft were not large enough to hold human remains, although something the size of a female chimpanzee would have fitted comfortably in one.

I only ever participated in attaching two pods to aircraft.

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Biaveh - even spelled backwards.

My professional opinion is that the flight time through a worm hole to Biaveh would be almost instantaneous.

I can neither confirm nor deny that alien technology was used in the recent shoot down by the United States Navy of a satellite from orbit. However, I used to work for the Navy and from my experience, they are not that smart.

Note: Even pig fuckers have a point.

BZ: You said that you could neither confirm nor deny whether the USAF has had "illicit congress" with aliens. This seems to be a denial of the theory that aliens created humans by interbreeding with great apes. However, you also claim that "something the size of a female chimpanzee would have fitted comfortably" in one of the alien coffins you attached to aircraft. How do you reconcile these statements? Did they simply splice the two DNA strands together, instead of having illicit congress?

TH: From a military standpoint, it is very unlikely that alien reproductive systems would be interoperable with those of terrestial species. Therefore, it would have been necessary for some sort of extra-biological intervention (EBI) to have taken place. I can neither confirm nor deny that there is any evidence for EBI activity between alien and simian species. Such information would be TS special access with no less than 'blue-balls' clearance required. Fortunately, I did not have blue-balls at the time.

hope that this helps...